IN THIS ISSUE:
"Boris Johnson, Mayor of London..."
BORIS JOHNSON REVEALS PLANS TO TURN LONDON'S SINK ESTATES INTO 'GATED COMMUNITIES'! LOCAL POPULATIONS TO BE SEGREGATED BEHIND BARBED WIRE FENCES - 'FOR OWN SAFETY'!
"Preparing to Improve the Breed..."
ARE US GUN MASSACRES SIMPLY THE WORK OF LONE LUNATICS OR PART OF MASSIVE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY? RETIRED LAWMAN CLAIMS AUTHORITIES CULLING POPULATION TO STRENGTHEN GENE POOL!
"...MY NEIGHBOUR THOUGHT HE SAW ALICE COOPER RUNNING AWAY FROM MY WRECKED HIVE, HIS HONEY-COATED GENITALS GROTESQUELY ENGORGED WITH BEE-STINGS!"
SWEET LOVE
ALSO INSIDE:
THE MONSTERS ARE COMING!
SCRAPING ALONG THE BOTTOM!
MORE AMAZING GOSSIP FROM LITTLE MISS STRANGE!
ALIENS PULLED MY PLONKER! BIZARRE NOCTURNAL INTRUSIONS PROBED IN YOUR LETTERS!
TOP TRASH CLASSICS REVIEWED:
BREAST GROPINGS REVEAL EVIL CONSPIRACY TO REPLACE TOP CELEBRITIES WITH DOUBLES! DOPPLEGANGERS EXPOSED BY TELL-TALE LACK OF NIPPLES!
MEET THE MEN WHO HUNT DOWN RARE NUDE PICTURES OF THE STARS! SERIOUS COLLECTORS OR JUST SAD PERVERTS?
DO HUMAN SACRIFICES AND BIZARRE FERTILITY RITUALS LIE BEHIND SUCCESS OF TOP TV GARDENER? TABLOID CLAIMS ALAN TITCHMARSH ON RUN AS BODIES DISCOVERED AFTER GARDEN MAKEOVER!
MORE STORIES FROM THE SLEAZE:
NAKED CRIME FIGHTER HITS UK'S STREETS! IS NEW SUPER HERO PROPERLY EQUIPPED TO COMBAT CRIME - CAN NUDISM BE EFFECTIVE AGAINST SUPER VILLAINY?
WAS 9/11 AN ILLUSION MASTERMINDED BY TOP CONJURER DAVID COPPERFIELD? HAS BIN LADEN BROKEN THE MAGICIANS' CODE? CONSPIRACY EXPERTS WARN OF DIRE CONSEQUENCES!
WERE TOP FOOTBALLERS SEXUALLY HARASSED INTO THROWING VITAL GAMES? BRITISH PREMIER LEAGUE ROCKED BY NEW MATCH-FIXING CLAIMS!
RIVAL TV HISTORIANS CLASH OVER SEXUAL AWAKENING OF QUEEN VICTORIA! DID MONARCH REALLY LEAD BRITAIN INTO NINETEENTH CENTURY EROTIC REVOLUTION?
TOP SEX THERAPISTS DEMAND PORNOGRAPHY AND PROSTITUTES ON PRESCRIPTION AS SEX ADDICTION SWEEPS BRITAIN!
HAS THE INTERNET BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PERVERTS? SHOCKING CLAIMS OF VIRTUAL SEX OFFENDERS BLIGHTING ON LINE COMMUNITIES WITH CYBER-GROPINGS AND INDECENT EXPOSURES!
FROM THE ARCHIVE:
BRIT-POP STARS IN AMAZING FEUD! VIOLENCE ERUPTS BETWEEN ROBBIE AND LIAM OVER SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS NUDE ICE SCULPTURE PROVES FINAL STRAW!
US CITIES ON YULETIDE TERROR ALERT AS PLOT TO HIJACK SANTA'S SLEIGH EXPOSED! IS JOLLY FAT ALCOHOLIC'S ALTRUISM ACTUALLY COVER FOR GIANT CRIME NETWORK?
VIOLENCE ERUPTS AS BRITAIN'S STRIKING SANTAS CLASH WITH POLICE ON PICKET LINES! BUSINESSES EMPLOY PERVERTS AND SEX OFFENDERS AS UNOFFICIAL FATHER CHRISTMASES!
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