Category: Arts & Media

Extreme Breast Feeding

Legitimate sporting challenge or misogynistic titillation? TV executive defends ‘Extreme Breast Feeding’, a newly televised ‘extreme sport’ against charges of sexism and objectification of women.

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Dying for Ratings

Was George Michael Murdered by News Media Conspiracy to boost Christmas News Ratings? Top Conspiracy THeorist Claims Queen also on media ‘Hit List’.

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Daughter of de Sade

The plot of this sixties exploitation movie involves the ‘daughter’ of de Sade giving a bloody good thrashing to various leading members of the establishment, including the aforementioned Tory MP, a High Court Judge, a Bishop and a minor Royal, in order to expose the hypocrisies of the ruling classes, showing that they themselves are practitioners of the very same sexual perversions her ancestor was persecuted for writing about.

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Dead Scandalous

Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead – but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!

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Celebrity Killers

Is 2015’s Celebrity Holocaust the Work of the ‘Star Whackers’? Or is it Result of Cull of ‘Bad’ Celebrities by Secret Moral Fundamentalist Conspiracy?

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I Shagged a Celebrity

Our readers’ incredible stories of celebrity sex encounters! Did Rod Hull and Emu engage in a kinky three-in-a-bed romp? Did a young hippie really ‘duke the Duke’ in 1973?

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Look Black in Anger

Outrage as Academy Awards address diversity issue by having DiCaprio accept Best Actor Oscar in black face. act of ‘solidarity’ condemned as offensive and ill judged stunt.

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Escape From Taliban

An all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza depicting the events surrounding the attack on the World Trade Centre and its aftermath, this movie represents Bollywood’s take on the War on Terror.

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Hollywood Radicals

Hollywood Stars Declare War on ISIS in Retaliation for Terrorists Continued Failure to Acknowledge their Cultural Significance by Not Attacking Los Angeles. Claim latest Attacks in Paris Have Caused Extreme Trauma to their Egos.

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Abbott and Costello Meet Sherlock Holmes

Having finally laid to rest their classic horror monsters by pitching them against Abbott and Costello in a series of cheap B-movies, Universal Pictures, desperate to prop up the dire duo’s film career, turned their attention to another of their best loved franchises – Sherlock Holmes.

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Dogs on Drugs

Another attempt to recreate the Italian exploitation movie formula in the UK, ‘Dogs on Drugs’ presents the tale of a town’s pet dogs getting a dose of hallucinogenic drugs and turning homicidal.

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Daily Nudes No More?

British Tabloid Axes Topless Page Three Girls in Face of Competition From Free Online Porn. Admits There Are Insufficient Numbers of Technologically Illiterate Perverts to Justify Continuation of Fixture.

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