Category: Arts & Media

Everything But The Truth

Tabloid causes outrage with misogynistic, homophobic and racist headlines. Editor claims newspaper simply reflecting its readers true feelings instead of trying to disguise them with euphemisms. Opines that paper should be praised for its honesty instead of being condemned by hypocritical rivals.

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Woke or Broke

Liz Truss’ new TV game show causes outrage as it pits so called ‘wokery’ against naked greed. Contestants have to meet challenges with either ‘woke’ and responsible response for modest gains, or risk going broke by gambling on racism, recklessness and irresponsibility to win them big money.

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Famous for Fifteen Episodes

Are streaming services becoming so desperate for new content they are spying on lives of subscribers? Man claims that new streaming TV drama series is actually based on his everyday life. Staines woman alleges new ‘reality documentary’ is her actual life illicitly filmed and sensationalised with actors secretly inserted to contrive dramatic incidents for cameras.

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Club Sex

Is Soho’s new ‘Club Sex’ an outrage to public decency, as claimed by opponents? Club will offer live stimulated ‘rape shows’ for predominantly male members. Owner claims watching fake rapes will satiate appetites of potential rapists for sexual molestation of women. Campaigners condemn exploitation of male violence against women for entertainment.

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Secret Rulers of the Premier League

Does the UK media actually control football transfers and decide Premier League title? Astonishing claims by top tabloid sports journalist that secret cabal of soccer writers create football’s narrative rather than reporting facts. Alleges similar cabal controls Britain’s political narrative, secretly deciding election and leadership contest outcomes.

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Hate Island

New reality TV show draws criticism for bringing together representatives of various extremist ideologies on ‘Hate Island’ in order to see if they can form liaisons. Viewers get to vote on ‘best’ and ‘worst’ extremists to find winning couple. Passions run high as Klan member uses blazing cross to warn Nation of Islam representative off of relationship with QAnon supporter.

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Art of Politics

Controversial unofficial statue of Princess Diana doing it ‘doggie style’ with soldier destroyed by council after causing outrage. Latest example of ‘guerilla art’ portraying public figures and politicians in unflattering poses sparks debate as to whether works constitute art, political statement or just gratuitous public offense.

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The Joy of Satan (1993)

Produced at the height of Norwegian Black Metal’s ‘second wave’ The Joy of Satan was a bizarre attempt to cash in on the genre’s infamy. Featuring Bergen-based band Katastrophe in a ‘zany’ black comedy, apparently inspired by The Beatles’ Help , the film sees the band pursued by crazy Christian fundamentalists..’

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Cat in the Hat’s Final Solution?

Are the works of beloved children’s author Dr Seuss racist? Do his books propagate Nazi propaganda? Sensational allegations that original draft of ‘Cat in the Hat’ featured title character wearing coal scuttle helmet and harassing Jewish children.

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Holy Sedition, Batman!

US public demands to know where Batman was during Capitol insurrection? Absence of superheroes during Trump terrorists’ attempt at sedition criticised as comic book nerds ask whether suppressed Michael Moore Justice League movie predict coup attempt?

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Mondo Farage

Propaganda or parody? New pseudo-documentary featuring Nigel Farage divides critics with its apparently faked scenes of former UKIP leader chasing immigrants off of beaches and of immigrant communities in London practicing ritual sacrifices. Modern day Mondo or offensive agit-prop?

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Sex Monsters!

Are classic horror movies all about sex? Horror movie fan shocked by amount of explicit perverted sex in old horror films – from the sexual depravities of Dracula to the bestiality of the Wolf Man. Vows in future to stick to more innocent dismemberments and slashings of modern horror.

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Celebrity Bollocks

Little Miss Strange ruminates on recent minor celebrity sightings on her street – could this herald a celebrity infestation as they colonise the area, or is she just being stalked by Nick Knowles? Is the only solution really to punch a Z-lister today?

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Island of the Cod Men (2016)

A bizarre piece of Euro-horror with a chequered history, Island of the Cod Men has been opportunistically re-released on DVD to coincide with current EU-UK disputes over fishing rights stemming from trade deal negotiations, post-Brexit…

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Captive Audience

Are celebrities exploiting captive audience provided by coronavirus lockdown? Accusations that inane celebrity videos driving housebound population to brink of insanity as instances of arson, attempted murder and suicide rise sharply.

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The Show Goes On?

As UK goes into lockdown, popular culture struggles to deal with restrictions imposed by social distancing rules in order to ensure that it is show business as usual. Proposals for gossip columnists to simulate celebrity incidents with dolls while suggestions that football season be continued via Subuteo mooted.

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