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A former News of the World executive has angrily denied that the now defunct paper attempted to set up the kidnapping of former Spice Girl Haliwell. “Such an allegation is utterly insane,” says a spokesman for publisher News International. “Who in their right mind would pay money to get...

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Welsh crooner Tom Jones has found himself coming under fire from several sources. His attempts to move into rap and hip hop have apparently met with a hostile reaction from several top US rap artists. However, Dr Dre has denied that protégé Eminem chainsawed a giant replica of Welsh crooner...

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Our reporter Suzie Sleaze brings you all the latest completely made up gossip from the world of entertainment! ...

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A spokesperson for Mel Gibson has denied that the actor was drunk during his recent arrest in California, claiming that both his erratic driving and his unsteadiness on his feet when asked to step out of his car by police officers was down to the high-heeled women’s shoes he was wearing....

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Representatives of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney are playing down recent allegations that his wife, militant anti-fur campaigner Heather, attacked super model Naomi Campbell with a blunt instrument during a recent Paris fashion show. “When she saw Naomi coming down the cat walk...

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Indiana Jones actor Harrison Ford has been quick to deny reports that he has recently been spotted in a number of sleazy New York strip clubs, ogling the performers and shoving ten dollar bills down the cracks of their arses. Indeed, according to the sixtysomething swinger, the real culprit...