Category: Total Bollocks

Celebrity Bollocks

Little Miss Strange ruminates on recent minor celebrity sightings on her street – could this herald a celebrity infestation as they colonise the area, or is she just being stalked by Nick Knowles? Is the only solution really to punch a Z-lister today?

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Total Bollocks Strikes Back

“It is completely untrue that we ever planned a story accusing Robert Robinson, Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell of behind the scenes sex romps with minors whilst recording Call My Bluff in the early seventies”. More completely unfounded celebrity gossip.

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Beyond Bollocks

In a new Hollywood development, movie moguls have described as “totally false” allegations that a petition signed by over five hundred film stars, directors, writers and assorted hangers on had been sent to Osama bin Laden in...

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Son of Bollocks

A former News of the World executive has angrily denied that the now defunct paper attempted to set up the kidnapping of former Spice Girl Haliwell. “Such an allegation is utterly insane,” says a spokesman for publisher News International. “Who in their right mind would pay money to get her back?”

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Total Bollocks Returns

Welsh crooner Tom Jones has found himself coming under fire from several sources. His attempts to move into rap and hip hop have apparently met with a hostile reaction from several top US rap artists. However, Dr Dre has denied...

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