Category: Religion & Royalty

They Saved Diana’s Brain

Did surgeons save Princess Diana’s brain on night of fatal Paris car crash? New documentary film makes extraordinary claim that Diana’s brain still lives and exerts telepathic influence over her family!

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Never Say Di

Former Royal medium reveals Princess Diana’s sensational post-mortem affairs. TV station condemned for airing recordings of seances in which Lady Di chronicles afterlife assignations with Errol Flynn and John Lennon.

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Mother of Lies

Was Mother Teresa of Calcutta behind Illegal bare knuckle fighting ring? New book bizarrely claims noted missionary fought other nuns for big money in underground bare knuckle bouts.

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For Queen and Country

Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.

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Red Blooded Bigotry

Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and ‘Cure’ Homosexuals by Organising Donations of ‘Heterosexual’ blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of ‘Real American’ Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.

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Where’s Jesus?

Where is Jesus? With the Messiah Sixteen Years Overdue for Second Coming, We’re Offering Five Pounds to the Reader Who Spots Him. Remember, You Must be Carrying a Bible and Say ‘You Are Jesus Christ and I Claim my Five Pounds’ When you See Him to be Eligible for the Prize.

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Long Live the Queen!

Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.

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Give Us Our Daily Bread

Church of England’s New Pay Day Loan Service – Your Daily Bread – Under Scrutiny After Debtors Invoke Wrath of God After Missing Single Payment. Defaulters’ Houses Struck By Lightning, First Born Slain as Lender ‘Gets Biblical’.

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Pope a Go Go!

Pope Francis Shocks Vatican Establishment With Impromptu Jam Sessions and Karaoke Performances! Rock and Roll Pontiff Promises to Use Pop Culture to Take Message of Jesus to Modern Youth!

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Vatican Sex Scandal?

Is Secret Sex Scandal Behind Pope’s Shock Resignation? Vatican Denies Wild Rumours of Porn Stashes, Jimmy Savile Connections and Nazi Scandals Amidst Allegations of Cover Ups!

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Simply the Breast?

Frenzied mobs of breast-obsessed Brits besiege foreign embassies in protest at their inability to see topless photos of Duchess of Cambridge published in those countries! Fears for safety of Royal jugs as mobs’ expectations of Kate’s knockers reach unrealistic levels!

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The Naked Prince

Essex Police Call Off Massive Hunt For Naked Prince Harry Following Sighting by Members of Public. Local Woman Claims Blurred Photo of ‘Prince’ Scratching Balls in Field is Actually Her Commoner Layabout Ginger Son.

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Royal Flush

Did Queen Spend Six Hours Trapped on Explosive-Laden Toilet? Top Cop Reveals Extraordinary Truth Behind Terror Plot That Nearly Derailed Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations to Tabloid!

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