Day time television viewers were left shocked this week after popular gardening expert Adam Tithead appeared to suffer an on air breakdown. Throughout Monday’s edition of his show Green Fingers, forty three year old Tithead repeatedly squeezed a pair of large ripe melons, much to the...

“Honestly, the scene where he thrusts his knob instead of a sword through the sides of a wicker basket containing his beautiful female assistance is comic genius,” enthuses John Pusker of Brazen Films, as he describes one of the highlights of the company’s latest DVD release, much loved...

The revelation that News International has launched a spy satellite to better facilitate its tabloid newsgathering capability, has caused great consternation amongst media rivals, politicians and human rights activists. “This is a very disturbing development,” claims top civil rights...

“That film he made about Father Christmas going crazy and being shot by the police was bad enough, but with this new one, where Jesus goes around beating up Muslims and torturing atheists, he’s really gone too far,” opines Ned Mingo, assistant editor of Overexposed film magazine, after...

“As far as I’m concerned, it was an admission of guilt when that bastard killed himself, and completely vindicates my investigation,” declares Tom Mulligan, the man dubbed ‘The Tabloid Detective’, upon hearing that he would be facing criminal charges following the suicide of Ron...

Recent revelations have highlighted a darker side to legendary crooner, actor and ‘Rat Pack’ leader Frank Sinatra. Many of his activities – from his womanising to his links with organised crime – belied the fun-loving all-round good guy image he liked to project. For...

The autobiography of former cleaner to the stars Edie Brickham is set to rock the world of showbiz with a series of completely unsubstantiated allegations about the unhygienic habits of the succession of top stars that she claims to have cleaned up after for over thirty years. Fans of the...

“Obviously, if we’re going to do as well as we did in Beijing, we’re going to have to get some new disciplines that nobody else has any experience in included for 2012,” declared London Mayor and general buffoon Boris Johnson as he inspected the Olympic facilities...

“Look, until 1971 there were only two sexual positions: missionary position and doggy-style. Everyone was satisfied with that, nobody suspected that anything else was possible, or could be satisfying,” says top adult movie performer and producer Dennis Jigger, who claims to have...

The England football team’s ignominious exit from the 2010 World Cup has left fans severely traumatised, and the country seemingly teetering on the brink of massive civil unrest. “This has been building for years,” says tabloid sports journalist Terry Tittlee....

La Toya Jackson’s claims that her brother Michael was murdered for financial reasons has been given credence by a top music industry insider. “Hell, that sort of thing goes on all the time in this business,” opines former record company executive Barry Buttclinch from his...

Whilst cookery programmes presented by celebrity chefs are currently riding high in the TV ratings, one of Britain’s top cooks has launched a scathing attack on them. Speaking from the kitchen of his restaurant ‘Hootchie Cootchie’s’ in Mill Hill, Percy Lingham told us...

“It’s absolute fashion genius,” squeals fashion designer Rob Boong-Moll, as he prepares his controversial new collection for Scunthorpe Fashion Week. “To be found hanging in a wardrobe, amongst your latest creations – it’s just so chic!” The...

According to the Romans the Spanish rinsed their mouths with their own urine in order to whiten their teeth (something to bear in mind the next time an A-list celebrity flashes their gleaming smile for the cameras). Even today, hundreds of thousands of people in India and China drink their...

Even as David Tennant’s tenure as the Time Lord draws to a close, and Matt Smith’s debut as Dr Who in the popular BBC science fiction series draws near, there are fears of a backlash against the new Doctor by supporters of his predecessor. “Fans of the series are notoriously...

“It was amazing – I was fellating my mate Sam, while his sister Judy took me roughly from behind with a strap-on – and it was all happening in my mum’s living room,” exclaims sixteen year old Rachel Wisty, describing, not a sordid teen orgy, but the latest edition...

Viewers of the BBC’s annual Children in Need telethon were left shocked after witnessing the campaign’s mascot, Pudsey the bear, sexually molesting a local TV weather girl, before being punched out by his victim. “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing – one minute...

Back by popular demand (well, I liked it) – its The Sleaze’s handy guide to crucial developments in vintage episode’s of the UK’s most popular soap operas. There’s a terrible shock in store for Coronation Street’s Vera Duckworth when the police come...

The entertainment industry is warning audiences to beware of celebrity knock offs – cheap low quality versions of established stars which, it is widely feared, are threatening to undermine the reputations of some of Hollywood’s biggest names. “The market is being flooded by...

“It was coming straight at me – I could see every detail of its swollen purple head,” says forty year old Bert Lummox, one of several audience members who fled a Soho cinema during the premiere of the new 3-D adult movie set in the world of illegal bare-knuckle fighting, Cold...

Thousands were feared dead yesterday after controversial internet guru Neville Jagoff ordered his Twitter followers to commit mass suicide. “At seven twenty-three yesterday evening, Jagoff posted a tweet telling them to ‘Sod off and die, you sad bastards’,” explains...

Recent years have seen the release of a number of Hollywood blockbusters which have falsified history in order to glorify the US whilst patronising the rest of the world. U-571, for instance, attributed the capture of a German Navy enigma code machine in World War Two to the US Navy, when in...

Whilst the rest of the UK ponders whether David Shayler is a traitor or simply a self-serving fat tosser, The Sleaze has evidence that casts serious doubt on many of the renegade MI5 man’s claims. According to KGB defector Oleg Wytnuklov: “Shayler was only a minor clerk in your...

Don’t worry if you’ve been too busy reading The Sleaze or searching the web for those hard-to-find nude pictures of Sarah Palin to keep up with your favourite soap operas – thanks to the marvels of digital TV, they’re being repeated all the bloody time. If you’re...

Producer Quentin Jodrell has unveiled his audacious plans to make a new series of the ever-popular Carry On films, using modern digital technology to virtually resurrect the original cast. “That’s where all the previous attempts to revive the series have foundered –...