Are US Republicans covering up death of elderly Senator? Amazing claims that party planning to resurrect Senator from the dead in some form. Media speculates whether advanced medical techniques, Voodoo or puppetry will be used to produce ‘proof-of-life’ for the politician. Wild claims that puppetry previously used to reanimate and extend ‘lives’ of various members of UK Royal Family.
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Frustrated right-wing extremists condemn police investigation into former MP Ann Widdecombe’s death for consistently focusing on white British nationals as suspects – claim many violent illegal immigrants live incognito, passing as white thanks to ‘white face’ make up. Tabloid launches campaign to unmask the secret illegal immigrant criminals living amongst us as white people, while rival paper calls for Miss Marple to take over Widdecombe investigation.
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Back in the world of After Hours, can Dan guess who the real celebrity sinner is in...
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Is ‘AI Slop’ being used an excuse by would be artistic types for their own lack of success due to their own lack of talent? In truth, is ‘AI Slop’ any more pernicious than the ‘Human Slop’ that preceded it and flooded the web with crap? Is anything produced using AI the work of the devil as the hysterical pearl clutchers would have you believe, or is it simply just another legitimate creative tool?
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Are the UK’s reality TV shows really nothing more than a charter for would be sex offenders? As another show comes under scrutiny for allegations of sexual assault against female contestants, producer announces new, even more controversial, format featuring male contestants trying to guess which female contestant is underage. Bold taboo-challenging social experiment or low grade titillation for the sexually depraved?
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Is Nigel Farage about to urge Britons to have more sex to boost UK’s indigenous population so as to eliminate need for immigration? Extreme right-wing think tank hoping Reform UK leader will endorse their proposals to ‘Breed a Better Britain’ through compulsory heterosexual sex quotas for ‘true Britons’, compulsory contraception for immigrants and a ban on ‘non-productive’ non-heterosexual sex.
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Does Donald Trump have a portrait in his attic that grows younger and handsomer the more evil and corrupt be becomes in a reverse ‘Dorian Gray’ situation? Speculation rife that President entered into Faustian pact to excise all goodness from his soul in order to be evil enough to capture Republican vote and ascend to the White House.
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Welcome back to the world of ‘After Hours’. In our latest journey through the dark hours, we ask...
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Top academic asks – why do long-running media narratives, like the Epstein Files, never seem to reach a satisfactory conclusion? Why is that ‘smoking gun’ never quite found? Is it a conspiracy by media elites to distract the public from what’s really going on in the world via these never-ending narratives? Or are the public being protected from the mind-numbingly mundane nature of the real world?
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After yet another bungled assassination attempt on President Trump, experts ponder whether the US is becoming a nation of amateurs, taking its lead from its incompetent leader and abandoning all professional values. How can a nation of gun-loving psychopaths fail to muster a single assassin capable of shooting straight and hitting a target as large as Trump? Is this the age of American amateurism?
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Has FBI director Kash Patel been forcing Bureau employees to take lie detector tests in order to find out who has been leaving huge floaters in his private toilet? Is he, in reality, the ‘Phantom Dumper’, unable to remember his unsanitary misdeeds due to alcohol induced amnesia? Or is it a subconscious expression of his own self-loathing as to his utter incompetence and unworthiness to hold his current position?
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With the passing of alleged ‘MoD UFO Expert’ Nick Pope, Doc Sleaze looks into the truth behind all the claims of an Mod ‘UFO Desk’, drawing on his own inside knowledge to expose the whole scam of the ‘UFO Industry’. True believer or grifter? Was Pope party to real UFO secrets or just another rider on the UFO gravy train, recycling the same old, long debunked, stories?
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Welcome back to the dimension known as ‘After Hours’. Join us in a night time journey through some...
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Are increasing requirements for intrusive ID and age checks for internet pornography driving users back to traditional, analogue, smut? Entrepreneur announces launch of new line of adult magazines in anticipation of analogue migration, pointing to lack of age checks at local newsagents for top shelf content. Others look forward to return of traditional strip joints, peep shows and sex shops as digital ID checks become more prevalent.
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Is Britain suffering outbreaks of cannibalism perpetrated by immigrants? Are our grannies being eaten by asylum seekers and our children kidnapped and fattened up for their cannibal feasts? Bizarre claims by Reform UK candidate spark outrage and accusations that Britain’s extreme right are trying to revive crude racial stereotypes of the seventies characterising people of colour as war-paint wearing savages with bones through their noses.
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Are aliens actually demons in disguise? Vice President Vance’s views on true nature of extraterrestrials sparks fundamental changes in US protocols for alien contacts. Emphasis now on conversion to Christianity and exorcism rather than communication. Teams of specially trained priests on standby to exorcise and send back to Hell any alien visitors to US soil.
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