Author: docsleaze

As Homeland Security claims $70 million luxury jet to be used for deportations, questions raised as to whether Trump administration is about to introduce ‘Deportation DeLuxe’ service to incentivise illegal immigrants to leave the country. US think tank proposes further incentivising deportations by building luxury apartments and resorts for deportees in their countries of origin. Brilliant new policy or more immigration madness?

Is AI the future for British fascism? As new ‘Manic Nazi Girl’ meme sweeps social media fears raised that flesh and blood extreme right leaders like Nigel Farage could be rendered obsolete by attractive new AI far right figurehead. Is it time for Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to go digital with less ugly and offensive AI rendered versions of themselves?

Are UK’s right-wing press’ outrageous hate-filled headlines causing massive coronaries amongst their readers? As several reader’s heads reportedly explode, allegations of left-wing plot to plant bile-filled headline stories in right-wing media in order to deliberately wipe out potential extreme right-wing voters. Plans for fake extreme right-wing paper to act as ‘Trojan Horse’ to attract and kill off as many Reform UK voters as possible exposed.

US Congressman makes sensational claim that Trump’s attack on Venezuela actually about drugs, not oil. Did the administration seize Maduro in order to take control of Venezuela’s alleged ‘narco-State’? Are they planning to import vast quantities of drugs into US disguised as barrels of oil? Amazing claims that Trump administration intends to dump tons of narcotics into US’s poorest areas to pacify rebellious population!

Top showbiz journalist predicts welcome death of Eurovision Song Contest in wake of controversy over Israeli participation. Right-wing press meltdown over MP’s suggestion that event could be saved if Gaza be invited to participate alongside Israel, claiming that potential Palestinian entrants could be Hamas terrorists singing songs celebrating deaths of Israeli children.

US announces Santa to be banned from entering US – stands accused of tariff evasion and trafficking illegal immigrants into country on his sleigh. White House proposes new all-American replacement – ‘Daddy Donald Christmas’, backed with ‘naughty or nice’ list compiled by the FBI. Present ordering to be done through online ‘Christmas Portal’ outsourced to highest bidder. Merry Capitalist Christmas!