Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he counsels a convent suffering from the activities of a ‘Bad Saviour’. Is a devil abroad as nuns claim effigy of Christ climbs down from cross nightly to ravish them?
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mother worries her teenaged son is involved in a Satanic sex cult when she discovers a huge stone penis-shaped altar in his room, to which he and his friends masturbate. Can the Rev help?
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a worried public figure fears their pact with the Devil for unlimited sex, power and wealth is being reneged upon as he finds his popularity, especially with women, and undeserved success are slipping away. Can the Rev help?
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New fundamentalist terror group vows to be maddest mad bastards in world of terrorism. Dissatisfied with ‘too liberal’ approach of groups like Taliban, Mad Fundamentalist Bastards promises more extreme and senseless atrocities in the name of Holiness.
Read MoreParanormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a concerned lover asks if sex with a devil in a heatwave is so exhausting, how can they hope to continue the relationship in the fires of Hell? Can the Rev help?
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Was Boris Johnson’s secret wedding ceremony actually a Satanic ritual? Ex-priest makes shocking claims of naked ceremony presided over by horned and cloven hoofed Michael Gove and culminating in newlyweds copulating on altar. Has Prime Minister made diabolical pact with Prince of Darkness?
Read MoreParanormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mad scientist finds himself cuckolded by his priapic alter-ego, released by imbibing his own experimental erectile dysfunction treatment. Can the Rev help?
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Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a reader is having problems with their multiple sexual entanglements with the ghosts of Xmas Past, Present and Future. Can the Rev help?
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Was Jesus Christ actually a vampire? Controversial new film sensationally claims that Christian church built upon blood sucking. Top Bishop calls for boycott of blasphemous movie, rejecting allegations that worshippers literally drink blood of Christ.
Read MoreWhat lies behind Pope Francis’ assault on a woman in St Peter’s Square on New Year’s Eve? Was he fighting off sex starved Papal groupie, or was he preparing to fight evil with his fists?
Read MoreMan threatens to sue NHS for reviving him from clinical death. Claims medics’ actions wrenched him unwillingly from heavenly paradise. Controversially claims hereafter is eternal pub presided over by Christ the Geezer.
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Just what is the truth behind the Third Secret of Sutton Coldfield? Why is it being suppressed by the Vatican? Conspiracy theorist claims it prophesises gay pope, thereby threatening whole basis of Catholicism.
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Parents shocked as second hand video game turns out to be Jihadi suicide bomber simulator. Warnings that charity shops could be flooded with used virtual terrorism games simulating JIhadist attacks.
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Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn’s seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?
Read MoreWas Mother Teresa of Calcutta behind Illegal bare knuckle fighting ring? New book bizarrely claims noted missionary fought other nuns for big money in underground bare knuckle bouts.
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