Tag: religion

Virtual Jihadi

Parents shocked as second hand video game turns out to be Jihadi suicide bomber simulator. Warnings that charity shops could be flooded with used virtual terrorism games simulating JIhadist attacks.

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Saint Corbyn

Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn’s seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?

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Mother of Lies

Was Mother Teresa of Calcutta behind Illegal bare knuckle fighting ring? New book bizarrely claims noted missionary fought other nuns for big money in underground bare knuckle bouts.

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Robot Jihad

Is alleged ‘Robot Suicide Bomber’ that took out episode of ‘Robot Wars’ vanguard of new ‘Techno Terror’ campaign by Isis? Fears that household appliances could be reprogrammed into killers by radicalised repair men after housewife suffers near fatal washing machine assault.

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Red Blooded Bigotry

Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and ‘Cure’ Homosexuals by Organising Donations of ‘Heterosexual’ blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of ‘Real American’ Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.

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Where’s Jesus?

Where is Jesus? With the Messiah Sixteen Years Overdue for Second Coming, We’re Offering Five Pounds to the Reader Who Spots Him. Remember, You Must be Carrying a Bible and Say ‘You Are Jesus Christ and I Claim my Five Pounds’ When you See Him to be Eligible for the Prize.

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The Devil Trumps

Is Donald Trump the Devil’s Spawn? Preacher Demands Presidential Hopeful Produces Birth Certificate to Prove he was Born of Woman and Not a Jackal.

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Radical Secrets

Secret Terror Trial Reveals British Muslim Youths Radicalised by Mad Mullah’s ‘Radicalisation Booth’. Unsuspecting Islamic men Lured into Fiendish Device and Transformed into Crazed Jihadis!

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Cult of Isis

Have Muslim Extremists Sought Supernatural Assistance from Ancient Egyptian Goddess to Conquer Iraq? Did Hitler Invoke Cult of Isis to Send Living Mummys Against Red Army? Historian’s Bizarre Claims Provoke Outrage!

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Right is Wrong

Were the Nazis Really the Good Guys? Were the Allied Leaders Really Child Sacrificing Satanists? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Conventional History a Deception to Conceal Incredible Truth!

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Blue Rapture

Top Tory Minister Believes Rapture Has Occurred! Those Left Behind – The Poor and Infirm – Are Sinners and Must be Punished in Order to Gain Redemption! Amazing Claims that Ian Duncan Smith’s Welfare Policy Influenced by Shady Christian Fundamentalist Group!

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Cultural Disintegration

Is the latest wave of anti-Muslim violence in the UK the result of attempts by Eastern European immigrants to become culturally integrated? Bulgarian Students in Mosque Burning Campaign as They Try to Integrate With British Bigots!

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Give Us Our Daily Bread

Church of England’s New Pay Day Loan Service – Your Daily Bread – Under Scrutiny After Debtors Invoke Wrath of God After Missing Single Payment. Defaulters’ Houses Struck By Lightning, First Born Slain as Lender ‘Gets Biblical’.

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Pope a Go Go!

Pope Francis Shocks Vatican Establishment With Impromptu Jam Sessions and Karaoke Performances! Rock and Roll Pontiff Promises to Use Pop Culture to Take Message of Jesus to Modern Youth!

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