Is Boris Johnson the reincarnation of neolithic sex beast? Incredible claims that Prime Minister’s alleged groping of women is result of this bestial past life involuntarily reasserting itself. Claims that other right wing leaders also apes in past lives.
Did government outsource ‘Hostile Environment policy for illegal immigrants to extreme right wing groups? Allegations that neo-Nazis employed by Home Office to intimidate alleged illegals with burning crosses and racist attacks.
Are standards of British sex offending in decline? Is current political sex scandal too little, too late? Expert demands that MPs must step up sexual harassment to set example if US lead in sexual offences to be cut.
Did David Cameron Use Severed Head of Lady Thatcher to Try and Turn Opponents to Stone? Downing Street Angrily Dismisses Bizarre Claims that Tories Plan Disembodied Head Worshipping ‘Cult of Thatcher’!
Who Killed Maggie Thatcher? Was Former PM Victim of Conspiracy to Cover Up Involvement of Establishment Figures in Jimmy Savile Sex Scandal? Political Commentator’s Bizarre Claims Condemned by Both Left and Right!
Former Tory Minister Claims Britain’s 2012 Olympic Success Result of Athletes Unwittingly Eating Horse Meat! Alleges Secret Policy to Introduce Horse into Working Class Diet Implemented in 1990s Following Humiliation of 1996 Olympics!
Is government’s new citizenship test part of sinister right-wing plot to disenfranchise poor? Amazing allegations that Downing Street will make test compulsory for poor with those failing deported to offshore sweat shops!