Not a Crime, But a Tradition
Not a Crime, But a Tradition
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Read MoreProtesters release animals from lab and offer themselves up as experimental subjects instead! Carnage at research centre as animal rights activists unveil shocking new tactic!
Read MoreSaddam claims President Bush’s obsessive stalking has ruined his life! Was invasion of Iraq really triggered by Saddam’s spurning of Dubya’s amourous attentions?
Read MoreStars unleash evil spirits on rivals as Voodoo becomes new celebrity religion! Backstage blood sacrifices ensure success!
Read MoreSuspected hippies rounded up as government cracks down on sixties radicalism! Permissive society continues to corupt our children claims Blair!
Read MoreTop Celebrities Feed the World as Starving African Villagers Feast on Fame! Charities Announce Plans to Air Drop Rich, Famous and Overfed into Remotest Areas To Relieve Hunger!
Read MoreIs British TV Plumbing New Depths? Celebrity Pornography and Drinking Contests Head New Schedules as Programmers Chase Populist Hits!
Read MoreAre supermarket chiefs exploiting alien technology to gain competitive edge over rivals? Incredible claims of crashed flying saucer hidden at supermarket – revolution in grocery retail or alien invasion by stealth?
Read MoreWife-swapping with serial killers! Homemade torture dungeons! Aliens crashing swinger’s parties! New documentary exposes dark secrets of British Suburbia!
Read MoreWell, here I am again. Incredibly, after my attempts to offend the rest of the on-line satire ‘community’ last Summer, the Doc is allowing me, the Big Sleazy, another outing on the editorial page (basically because...
Read MorePanic grips tinsel town as California declares open season on celebrities! Governor claims star numbers increasing out of control – cull is only humane solution!
Read MoreAs raunchy new lad’s mag launches, ‘The Sleaze’ asks: men’s magazines – redefining masculinity for the twenty first century or just socially acceptable porn?
Read MoreMeet the men who hunt down abandoned smut in Britain’s back passages and alley ways! Thrill of the chase or guilty pleasure?
Read MoreVatican declares holy war on White House after Pope brands President Bush the Anti-Christ! Priests and nuns given Holy Orders to assassinate Bush!
Read MoreDid Princess Di perish in shoot-out with police after trans-continental crime spree? Were cash strapped Dodi and Di a modern Bonnie and Clyde?
Read MoreRogue Richard Nixon runs amok as sinister plot to clone past presidents for theme park revealed! Academic tells of terrifying ordeal on secret island – menaced by FDR and chased by pack of wild Kennedys!
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