Author: docsleaze

Beastly Behaviour

Protesters release animals from lab and offer themselves up as experimental subjects instead! Carnage at research centre as animal rights activists unveil shocking new tactic!

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Peeping George

Saddam claims President Bush’s obsessive stalking has ruined his life! Was invasion of Iraq really triggered by Saddam’s spurning of Dubya’s amourous attentions?

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Hippie, Hippie Shakedown

Suspected hippies rounded up as government cracks down on sixties radicalism! Permissive society continues to corupt our children claims Blair!

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Hungry For Fame

Top Celebrities Feed the World as Starving African Villagers Feast on Fame! Charities Announce Plans to Air Drop Rich, Famous and Overfed into Remotest Areas To Relieve Hunger!

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Network Nudes

Is British TV Plumbing New Depths? Celebrity Pornography and Drinking Contests Head New Schedules as Programmers Chase Populist Hits!

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The Earth Dies Shopping

Are supermarket chiefs exploiting alien technology to gain competitive edge over rivals? Incredible claims of crashed flying saucer hidden at supermarket – revolution in grocery retail or alien invasion by stealth?

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Mondo Suburbia

Wife-swapping with serial killers! Homemade torture dungeons! Aliens crashing swinger’s parties! New documentary exposes dark secrets of British Suburbia!

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Online Satire? Do Not Make Me Laugh!

Well, here I am again. Incredibly, after my attempts to offend the rest of the on-line satire ‘community’ last Summer, the Doc is allowing me, the Big Sleazy, another outing on the editorial page (basically because...

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Dead Famous

Panic grips tinsel town as California declares open season on celebrities! Governor claims star numbers increasing out of control – cull is only humane solution!

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Boys Own Stuff

As raunchy new lad’s mag launches, ‘The Sleaze’ asks: men’s magazines – redefining masculinity for the twenty first century or just socially acceptable porn?

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The Porn Hunters

Meet the men who hunt down abandoned smut in Britain’s back passages and alley ways! Thrill of the chase or guilty pleasure?

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To The Devil a Dubya

Vatican declares holy war on White House after Pope brands President Bush the Anti-Christ! Priests and nuns given Holy Orders to assassinate Bush!

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Jefferson Park

Rogue Richard Nixon runs amok as sinister plot to clone past presidents for theme park revealed! Academic tells of terrifying ordeal on secret island – menaced by FDR and chased by pack of wild Kennedys!

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