National Todger
Does former President’s penis hold key to America’s secret treasure? Terrorists and patriots battle for ancient map tattoeed on Clinton’s foreskin!
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Black Christmas
Santa is dead! Festive icon dies in shootout with police! Terror link denied as anti-capitalism campaign culminates in Downing Street rooftop drama!
Read MoreDisable Bodied
Outrage as newspaper editor claims disability a blessing in disguise after spending week in wheelchair!
Read MoreOpting Out of the Xmas Spirit
Opting Out of the Christmas Spirit
Read MoreUnsuitable For Children?
Action Man turns terrorist! Black Leather Barbie gets a spanking! Are violent and sexually explicit toys corrupting our kids?
Read MoreBaring the Body Politic
Britain’s Politicians to Bare All in Quest for Votes? Reality TV techniques to be applied to UK Politics in Attempt to Battle Voter Apathy!
Read MoreSupervillains for Justice?
Are police going too far by employing ‘supervillains’ to combat ‘superhero’ fathers’ rights protesters?
Read MoreFright House
Blair performs White House exorcism on Dubya! Bush possessed by evil spirit of Richard Nixon after seance to summon past Presidents for policy advice goes awry!
Read MoreDie, Lady Di!
Britain’s top vampire hunter rescues innocent girl from vampiric clutches of undead Princess Diana! Branded charlatan and sexual predator by rival occultist!
Read MoreSkid Marks of The Gods?
Was the earth used as an intergalactic rest stop by ancient astronauts? Is Stonehenge an alien crapper? Was mankind evolved by space visitors to be a race of toilet attendants? Startling new book reveals defecatory origins of human culture!
Read MoreNot a Crime, But a Tradition
Not a Crime, But a Tradition
Read MoreBeastly Behaviour
Protesters release animals from lab and offer themselves up as experimental subjects instead! Carnage at research centre as animal rights activists unveil shocking new tactic!
Read MorePeeping George
Saddam claims President Bush’s obsessive stalking has ruined his life! Was invasion of Iraq really triggered by Saddam’s spurning of Dubya’s amourous attentions?
Read MoreHollywood Voodoo
Stars unleash evil spirits on rivals as Voodoo becomes new celebrity religion! Backstage blood sacrifices ensure success!
Read MoreHippie, Hippie Shakedown
Suspected hippies rounded up as government cracks down on sixties radicalism! Permissive society continues to corupt our children claims Blair!
Read MoreHungry For Fame
Top Celebrities Feed the World as Starving African Villagers Feast on Fame! Charities Announce Plans to Air Drop Rich, Famous and Overfed into Remotest Areas To Relieve Hunger!
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