Author: docsleaze

Doctor Sex

Leading sex therapist offers radical new Marxist approach to sexual dysfunction! Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism’s economic oppression of the proletariat?

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Blindman Begins

Former Home Secretary Vows to Continue Fight Against Crime Despite Resignation! Blunkett and Guide Dog Don Cloaks and Tights to Combat Evil-Doers on Britain’s Streets!

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Filthy Gorgeous

Female kerb-crawlers condemned as professional women seeking ‘rough sex’ with tramps and beggars bring capital to a halt! Are homeless being sexually exploited to satisfy filthy fantasies of bored housewives?

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Criminal Injustice

Blunkett gets personal in fight against crime! Home Secretary takes on Tory rival in contest to see who can introduce most repressive legislation in name of law and order!

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National Todger

Does former President’s penis hold key to America’s secret treasure? Terrorists and patriots battle for ancient map tattoeed on Clinton’s foreskin!

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Black Christmas

Santa is dead! Festive icon dies in shootout with police! Terror link denied as anti-capitalism campaign culminates in Downing Street rooftop drama!

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Disable Bodied

Outrage as newspaper editor claims disability a blessing in disguise after spending week in wheelchair!

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Baring the Body Politic

Britain’s Politicians to Bare All in Quest for Votes? Reality TV techniques to be applied to UK Politics in Attempt to Battle Voter Apathy!

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Fright House

Blair performs White House exorcism on Dubya! Bush possessed by evil spirit of Richard Nixon after seance to summon past Presidents for policy advice goes awry!

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Die, Lady Di!

Britain’s top vampire hunter rescues innocent girl from vampiric clutches of undead Princess Diana! Branded charlatan and sexual predator by rival occultist!

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Skid Marks of The Gods?

Was the earth used as an intergalactic rest stop by ancient astronauts? Is Stonehenge an alien crapper? Was mankind evolved by space visitors to be a race of toilet attendants? Startling new book reveals defecatory origins of human culture!

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