Author: docsleaze

Sex and Death

Hearses Held Up at Gun Point as Necrophilia Craze Sweeps Britain’s Youth! Grieving Relatives Call For Government Action to Protect Their Dead From Sexual Predators!

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Fright Christmas

Lynch mobs attack Father Christmas as Santa exposed as pagan sex fiend! Children injured as grottos bombed! Elves and gnomes assaulted!

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Fun and Games

Action Man in Fenian shocker! Plans for new IRA themed outfits condemned! The toys and games banned for bad taste investigated!

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Bad Medicine

Tory MP Claims NHS Risking Patients’ Lives by Using Foriegn Medics! Hospitals Angrily Deny Witch Doctors and Perverts Are Working on Wards!

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What’s Up, Dubya?

Bush links to Bugs Bunny’s so-called ‘Rabbit Pack’ threaten Presidential campaign! Bush associate tells of drink and drug fuelled romps with Scooby and Shaggy!

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Weird Tales

Obscene Phone Calls From Beyond the Grave? Woman’s Amazing Three-in-a-Bed Romp With Frankenstein Monster and Dracula!

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Di Hard!

New Documentary Reveals Truth Behind Princess Diana’s Funeral! Did Authorities Fill Coffin with Bricks After Ghoulish Body Snatching by Mourners?

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Hollywood Homos

Silent stars set up gay masturbation cult! John Wayne and Clark Gable come out of closet for amazing spanking antics! Gay secret’s of Hollywood’s Golden Age revealed!

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Handjob’s Half Hour (Morning Glory, 1970-73)

One of the unlikeliest of porn stars, Percy Peaslin traded on his remarkable resemblance to the late British comedian Tony Hancock to make a series of short films under the name Tony Handjob, which were basically porn versions of the popular 1960s TV series Hancock’s Half Hour. Usually dressed in a homburg and raincoat, Handjob was basically a frustrated working class-type with aspirations to culture and grandeur. Forever thwarted in his attempts to bed various glamourous women, Handjob would frequently take refuge in elaborate masturbatory fantasies. Often a film would climax with him being rudely interrupted just as he was about to shoot his load…

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Touched Up By An Angel

Amazing Real Life Stories of People Who Have Been Sexually Molested by Angels! Divine Visitors or Diabolical Sexual Predators Preying on the Vulnerable?

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Animal Lover

Hollywood’s Four-Legged Stars Stalked by Demented Fan! Sinister Tale of How Unhealthy Obsession Turns to Kidnap and Extortion!

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Hockey Girls’ Holiday (Mapatasi/Constable, 1971)

The best known of Mapatasi’s popular series of soft-porn St Trinian’s parodies is now available on video. This episode sees the fifth-form hockey team on tour in France (actually East Sussex) and encountering the illegitimate male off-spring of a local count who are busy duelling to prove their right to his inheritance. This obviously involves several hockey matches and a contest to see who can bed the most under-age girls. There is a stand-out performance from a well-known British comedian playing Old Marcel the Randy Groundsman. His expression as he reaches climax with Rebecca Tinter (Theresa Tiffin) was not the result of ecstasy, but rather a fatal heart attack…

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Turned Out Nazi Again

Were Britain’s Favourite Wartime Entertainers Really Fifth Columnists? Did Buck-Toothed Self-Styled Singer George Formby Teach Hitler to Play the Ukele?

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