Robbie’s Christmas Cock
Brit-pop stars in amazing feud! Violence erupts between Robbie and Liam over sexually explicit Xmas decorations!
Read MoreBrit-pop stars in amazing feud! Violence erupts between Robbie and Liam over sexually explicit Xmas decorations!
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Read MoreCarnage on Britain’s roads as reckless thrill seekers whack off behind the wheel!
Read MoreTV chiefs face lynch mob as prime time filth blamed for increase in teenage self abuse! Fury as porn stars audition on live TV!
Read MoreNew terror alert as islamic extremists hijack former President’s penis! Plan to shoot Clinton’s load at West Coast!
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Read MoreQueen Mother’s sex and drug romps with the stars uncovered! Shocking love triangle with Sinatra and Sammy Davis revealed!
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Read MoreScientists – Evil or Just Plain Mad? Calls for Ban on Science Amid Allegations of Garden Shed Cryogenics and Secret Deals with Alien Sex Perverts!
Read MoreFeaturing Holmes and Watson’s attempts to find out why a series of erotic sculptures have had their penises shot off, the film somehow encompasses distinctive genital warts, repressed homosexuality and strange masonic knob-shaking rituals. In the course of their investigations the duo are required to visit several Victorian brothels and observe various bizarre fetishes (at one point Wiliam Gladstone – portrayed by Emmerdale Farm’s Toke Townley – is seen having his naked buttocks slapped with a glistening wet fish)…
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Read MoreBob Mitchum gets fruity at the grocery store! Liberace in bizarre love triangle with Fred Flintstone! Hollywood’s weirdest perversions revealed!
Read MoreUsing the framework of the traditional private eye thriller, director Eric Cocker fashions a startling tale of suppressed desires and unspoken lusts erupting into a mundane everyday world. As his hard-boiled hero Tom Mulligan (played by beefcake pin-up and reputed part-time rent-boy Biff Gloy), stalks the damp and grey South London badlands in search of an old friend’s missing daughter, he finds himself disturbed by his growing fascination with sado-masochism and his hitherto hidden desire to be dominated by tough women…
Read MoreCan Bush measure up to his predecessor? Dubya desperately seeks Clinton’s fabled porn stash in order to boost his ‘flagging standing’ in certain departments!
Read MoreParents Furious as Public Library Lends Sexually Explicit Versions of Children’s Classics to Kiddies!
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