Author: docsleaze

Sexy Beast

Ape man goes on carnal rampage! Secrets of primeaval sex uncovered as scientists revive prehistoric pervert! Stone Age porn stash discovered in cave!

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Channel Sex

TV chiefs face lynch mob as prime time filth blamed for increase in teenage self abuse! Fury as porn stars audition on live TV!

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Hard Target

New terror alert as islamic extremists hijack former President’s penis! Plan to shoot Clinton’s load at West Coast!

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Mad Mullah’s Barbecue

Islamic Militants Launch Amazing Suicide Kebab Van Attacks on Most Potent Symbols of US Dominance! Wrestling Mullah Accused of Burger Bar Atrocities!

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Rock Babylon

Groupie takes corn cob up corn hole for rock star! Beaten senseless with fish by heavy metal legends! Veteran rock chick tells all!

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Mad Bad Press

Newspaper employs sex offender to spy on teen revellers! Sends prostitiutes to bed birthday Prince for photo op! Are journalistic standards declining?

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Mad Scientists

Scientists – Evil or Just Plain Mad? Calls for Ban on Science Amid Allegations of Garden Shed Cryogenics and Secret Deals with Alien Sex Perverts!

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Sherlock Holmes and The Whips of Fear (Old Holborn, 1966)

Featuring Holmes and Watson’s attempts to find out why a series of erotic sculptures have had their penises shot off, the film somehow encompasses distinctive genital warts, repressed homosexuality and strange masonic knob-shaking rituals. In the course of their investigations the duo are required to visit several Victorian brothels and observe various bizarre fetishes (at one point Wiliam Gladstone – portrayed by Emmerdale Farm’s Toke Townley – is seen having his naked buttocks slapped with a glistening wet fish)…

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Hollywood Pervos

Bob Mitchum gets fruity at the grocery store! Liberace in bizarre love triangle with Fred Flintstone! Hollywood’s weirdest perversions revealed!

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Kiss My Whip (Mapatasi, 1975)

Using the framework of the traditional private eye thriller, director Eric Cocker fashions a startling tale of suppressed desires and unspoken lusts erupting into a mundane everyday world. As his hard-boiled hero Tom Mulligan (played by beefcake pin-up and reputed part-time rent-boy Biff Gloy), stalks the damp and grey South London badlands in search of an old friend’s missing daughter, he finds himself disturbed by his growing fascination with sado-masochism and his hitherto hidden desire to be dominated by tough women…

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President Erect

Can Bush measure up to his predecessor? Dubya desperately seeks Clinton’s fabled porn stash in order to boost his ‘flagging standing’ in certain departments!

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Brought to Book

Parents Furious as Public Library Lends Sexually Explicit Versions of Children’s Classics to Kiddies!

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