Celebrity Skin
Fears of Upsurge in Flayings and Scalpings as Wearing Human Skin Becomes Latest Celebrity Fashion Craze! Perfect Humane Alternative to Fur Claim Advocates!
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Foreign Bodies
Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured to UK to Have Healthy Organs Swapped With Clapped Out Innards of Wealthy Brits? Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy!
Read MorePope on a Rope
Mild Mannered Religious Hardliner by Day, Costumed Crimefighter by Night! Pope John Paul II’s Double Life Revealed as Vatican Plot to Conceal Death With Puppet Pope Uncovered!
Read MoreJesus Freak
Warrant Issued for Arrest of Jesus on Child Abuse Charges! Is the Messiah the New Michael Jackson?
Read MoreDeviants Are Forever
Is Britain losing the race to produce world class perverts? Top politician fears new repressive measures in US will end UK domination of global sex offender league!
Read MoreFive Glorious Years of Sleaze!
Five Glorious Years of Sleaze!
Read MoreSaturday Night Fuhrer
Prince Harry’s Nazi outfit – fashion faux pas or cutting edge of youth culture? Nazi fashion craze sweeps Britain’s youth!
Read MoreChewing the Fat
Marlon Brando’s cremation sparks protests from environmentalists – claim emissions will contribute to global warming!
Read MoreWild Horses
Are all the Queen’s horses running wild? Incredible allegations of drink, drugs, sexual harassment and bullying from the stables of elite cavalry regiment!
Read MoreHigh Office, Deep Throat?
Former aide alleges George Bush Snr-Deep Throat connection! Did former president really appear in hardcore porno film?
Read MoreDoctor Sex
Leading sex therapist offers radical new Marxist approach to sexual dysfunction! Is sex addiction medical condition or merely a function of capitalism’s economic oppression of the proletariat?
Read MoreJacko the Ripper?
Did Wacko Jacko lure lure children to his ranch to steal their organs as part of his quest for eternal youth?
Read MoreIntolerant of Intolerance
Why I’m Intolerant of Intolerance
Read MoreBlindman Begins
Former Home Secretary Vows to Continue Fight Against Crime Despite Resignation! Blunkett and Guide Dog Don Cloaks and Tights to Combat Evil-Doers on Britain’s Streets!
Read MoreFilthy Gorgeous
Female kerb-crawlers condemned as professional women seeking ‘rough sex’ with tramps and beggars bring capital to a halt! Are homeless being sexually exploited to satisfy filthy fantasies of bored housewives?
Read MoreCriminal Injustice
Blunkett gets personal in fight against crime! Home Secretary takes on Tory rival in contest to see who can introduce most repressive legislation in name of law and order!
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