What The Butler Saw
Sacked royal butler sensationally reveals bizarre sexual initiation of young Prince! Helps Princess shoot porn movie at royal palace!
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Dismember Me!
Are Hospital waiting Lists Tempting Patients to Operate on Themselves? Popular TV Medical Show Blamed for Rise in Self-Mutilation!
Read MoreHollywood Sex Pests
Silent Star Mimes Sexual Assault of Starlets! Famed Director Shoots Private Footage – and Own Load! Hollywood’s Top Sex Pests Revealed as New Book Exposes Sordid Secrets of the Casting Couch!
Read MoreBurglar’s Banquet
Were the Rolling Stones Criminal Masterminds? Papers Reveal Top Cop’s Fears That Pop Music Being Used as Front for Organised Crime!
Read MoreHollywood Satanists
Tinsel Town Diabolism Revealed as Sammy Davis Jr Inducts Elvis into Church of Satan! Sitcom Star Battles Beelzebub for Immortal Soul of Child Actor!
Read MoreBedded, Knobbed and Bumsticked
Have Nazi scientists revived the evil porn obssessed cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney? Is the warped animation genius producing cartoon filth from beyond the grave?
Read MoreUndead and Buried
Notorious serial killers return from grave for murderous rampage! Sussex man battles undead child killer and zombie mass murderer!
Read MoreHollywood Drag Queens
Cross-Dressing Shame of Top Celebrities Exposed! Bizarre Therapy Blamed as Celebrated US Comedians Don Dresses to Seduce Young Sailors!
Read MoreBed, Board and Beating
Britain’s torture tourists revealed! Masochistic holidaymakers complain of lack of torture facilities in foreign jails – blame spread of human rights!
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Queens of Outer Space
Former Royal aide reveals incredible spanking secrets of the flying saucer visitors! Is Prince Philip ‘one of them’?
Read MoreWhipping Boys
Fear and Self Loathing in the Boardroom as Top Tycoon Literally Tortures Himself For Every Business Failure! Incredible Masochism of the Rich and Famous Revealed!
Read MoreSuburban Sex Machines
Incredible shagging machines made in suburban garage give women superhuman satisfaction!
Read MoreDirty Tactics
Terrorists play dirty as plot to drown US cities in own excrement foiled! Saddam accused as suicide pornographers target American children!
Read MoreFrom Behind
Britain in Grip of Fear as Gentlemen Taken Roughly From Behind and Buggered in the Street! Experts Baffled! Are Aliens, Freemasons, Spirits or Turks Responsible?
Read MoreArtful Todger
Campaigners Condemn New DVD Showing Male Celebrities Performing Bizarre Acts With Penises! Fears That Sight Of Bruce Lee Breaking Bricks With Todger Will Encourage Copcats – Resulting in Serious Injuries!
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