Tag: medical malpractice

In Sickness and in Health?

Are serious diseases like cancer a medical scam? Astonishing claims from Tory politician that most sicknesses invented by medics to justify existence of National Health Service and swindle billions of ponds of tax payers money to fund bogus treatments for fake diseases!

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Medical Magic

Government plans to break junior doctors’ dispute by using blackleg alternative medical practitioners, including voodoo priests, spiritualists and shamans, revealed. Patients complain of use of animal sacrifices instead of pharmaceuticals.

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Super Sized Terror

Police Announce Plans for Special Squads to Snatch Cakes, Chips and chocolate from Fat Women as Top Doctor Warns of Super Sized Terror Threat Posed by Female Obesity in UK.

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Long Live the Queen!

Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.

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Slim The Ebola Way

Controversial Medic’s Use of Ebola as Slimming Agent for Celebrity Clients Condemned by Experts. Allegations that West African Aid Effort Being Hampered by Celebrities Seeking Rapid Weight Loss.

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Zero Double D

Did Al Qaeda Plot to Turn Thousands of Western Women into Unwitting Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breast Implants? Former Navy SEAL Makes Incredible Allegations in New Book!

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Dead Man’s Hand

Recipient of Pioneering Hand Transplant Claims to Have Received Hand of Sex Offender! Did Spirit of Hand’s Former Owner Force Him to Commit Sex Crimes?

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Legless in London

Officials Fear Inclusion of Legless Athlete in London 2012 Olympics Will Encourage Able-Bodied Competitors to Replace Healthy Limbs With Prosthetics to Enhance Medal-Winning Chances!

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The Organ Snatchers

Is David Cameron Planning to Steal Organs of Poor to Extend Lives of Wealthy Tory Backers? Incredible Claims of Secret Government Policy to Increase Supply of Organs by Boosting Traffic Fatalities by Cutting Road Safety Measures and Increasing Speed Limit!

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Hitler’s Step Children

What is the Dark Secret Behind Internet Adoption Agency Offering Blue-Eyed, Blonde Haired ‘Designer’ Babies to Prospective Parents? Journalist Claims Aryan Children are Being Created From Stolen Body Parts by ex-Nazi Scientists as Vanguard of Fourth Reich!

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Celebrity Autopsy

New TV Series Featuring Live Autopsies of Rich and Famous Condemned as Tasteless! Makers Claim Programme Merely Represents Ultimate in Reality TV!

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Sex in Space

NASA Claim to Have Achieved First Zero-Gravity Erection Sparks New Space Race! Russian and American Space Agencies Vie to Install Adult Film Production Module on International Space Station!

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Skin Deep

From Organ Transplants to Monkey Glands – Bizarre Rejuvenation Secrets of the Rich and Famous Exposed!

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Safer Sex Offending

Convicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!

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The Evils of Science

Patients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?

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Foreign Bodies

Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured to UK to Have Healthy Organs Swapped With Clapped Out Innards of Wealthy Brits? Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy!

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