All Greek To Me
Allegations of German Plot as Bailiffs Descend on Greece as Part of New EU Bail Out! Citizens Have Personal Possessions Seized to Pay Off Foreign Creditors Amidst Claims of National Asset-Stripping!
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Author: docsleaze
Rage Against the Wheelchair
Charities Blame Series of Attacks on Disabled People on Government. Accuse Ministers of Demonising the Disabled, Labelling Them as Benefit Scroungers Responsible for UK’s Deficit!
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Out of Their Minds
Is Labour Leadership Under Telepathic Attack From David Cameron? Miliband and Balls Don Tinfoil Hats for Defence Amidst Claims that Recent Policy Statements Result of Tory Mind Control Offensive!
Read MorePolitical Games
Prime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.
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A Royal Yacht, Hurrah!
All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Proposals Exposed!
Read MoreRoyal Murder Mystery
Which Member of the Royal Family Has Blood on Their Hands? Allegations of Royal Killer at Large After Discovery of Body on Royal Estate! Police Detective Claims Establishment Cover-Up Following Removal From Investigation for Trying to Interrogate Prince Philip!
Read MoreAnimal Magic
Did BBC Use Men in Animal Costumes Instead of Real Animals in Frozen Planet Wildlife Documentary? Are World’s Governments, Zoos and Wildlife Film Makers Conspiring to Cover Up Mass Extinction of Planet’s Animal Life Through Use of Actors in Animal Suits?
Read MoreLook Back in Sleaze
Here we are again – as I write this we are on the cusp of a New Year. As 2011 slips between our fingers, leaving, as all outgoing years seem to, that vague feeling that we it is ending too soon, that we never really got to grips...
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Fruits of Treason?
Was Duke of Edinburgh’s Recent Hospital Stay Actually Result of Assassination Attempt? Top Royal Journalist Claims Giant Mutant Carrots Bred by Prince Charles in Unsuccessful Attempt on Father’s Life!
Read MoreStalking Santa
As Santa Seeks Injunction Against Crazed Stalker, Allegations of Sexual Harassment Against Christmas Icon Emerge! Father Christmas Accused of Abusing Position to ‘Groom’ Female Victims With Sexually Suggestive Gifts!
Read MoreThe Organ Snatchers
Is David Cameron Planning to Steal Organs of Poor to Extend Lives of Wealthy Tory Backers? Incredible Claims of Secret Government Policy to Increase Supply of Organs by Boosting Traffic Fatalities by Cutting Road Safety Measures and Increasing Speed Limit!
Read MoreForbidden Fruit
Did Top TV Gardener Squeeze Guest’s Big Melons Live On Air? Did Chris Evans Turn Mental Oriental After Cancellation of TV Show? Amazing Celebrity Breakdowns Revealed by Top Tabloid Psychologist!
Read MoreAn English Country Crime Wave
How Has a Sleepy Sussex Village Become Britain’s Crime Capital? Are Unprecedented Spate of Armed Robberies, Sexual Assaults, Arson and Riots Result of Clousure of Local Police Station? Is Village Victim of Gang-Related Crime Campaign?
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Delta Fatwah 2: Pilgrims of Hate (Al Jizz, 2011)
A sequel to last year’s Delta Fatwah, Delta Fatwah 2: Pilgrims of Hate gets off to a brisk start with several apparently Arabic passengers casting off their traditional robes and pulling off false beards to reveal that they are actually a group of redneck US terrorists intent on seizing control of the Iranian Air Lines jumbo jet they are travelling on…
Read MoreJust Like That!
Did Beloved British Comic Tommy Cooper Appear in Porn Film? Fans of Fez Wearing Magician in Uproar as DVD Publisher Promises to Expose Britain’s Pervos of Comedy With Release of Long-Suppressed 1970s Sex Comedies!
Read MoreGive War a Chance
Is the UK Government Promoting Low-Level Third World Armed Conflicts in Order to Boost Demand For British Weapons Exports? Former Adviser Claims Ministers and Officials Running Private Foreign Policy for Profit!
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