Clergy Condemns Latest Occult Craze – Sex With Ghosts! Warn of Evil Consequences as Controversial Medium Summons Spirits of Deceased Loved Ones of His Clients for Carnal Relation From Beyond Grave! Phantom Lovers or Spectral Sex Offenders in Disguise?
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Read MoreTop Tories Blame Evil Doubles for Series of Embarrassing High Profile Scandals. Are These Twins of Evil Demons Summoned by Labour Leader Ed Miliband to Discredit Tories as Part of Satanic Pact to Exchange his Soul for Electoral Success?
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Read MoreGovernment ‘free schools’ under fire after allegations of brutality and ‘beasting’ at new secondary school staffed by ex-military personnel. School Principal claims establish aims to imbue pupils with ‘officer values’ of ruthlessness, arrogance and indifference to suffering in order to equip them for life at the top of twenty-first century commerce!
Read MoreDavid Cameron’s ‘Papist Plot’ to disestablish Church of England and Return UK to Catholicism Revealed! Back Bench MP Claims Prime Minister in Cahoots with Vatican to Establish New Social and Moral Order Giving Divine Blessing to Wealth and Privilege!
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Intended to be a companion piece to That’s Spanking, the same director’s compilation of famous cinematic spanking sequences, this film celebrates the unjustly neglected cinema of masturbation. Experienced porn producer Rod Walloper brings together a host of excerpts from long forgotten wank flicks…
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Read MoreWas Health and Safety Legislation Behind Fall of Third Reich? Controversial Historian Claims Restrictive Safety Regulations Impaired Efficiency of Nazi Concentration Camps, Whilst Risk Assessments Hampered Military Offensives.
Read MoreAlleged Looters and Rioters Have Houses Burned Down and Property Stolen by Gangs of Vigilantes! Restorative Justice or Just Mob Rule as Gangs Cause Chaos on Streets of London?
Read MoreWere Britain’s Riots Instigated by Polar Bear Attack on North London Youths? Allegations of Cover-Up as Politicians Deny Police Shooting of Unarmed Racist Bear Sparked Pitched Street Battles Between Polar Bears and Local Youths!
Read MoreDid Castaway Really Spend Eighteen Months Marooned on Traffic Island? New Book Chronicles His Fight for Survival and Controversially Claims Existence of Lost Civilisation on Vanished Roundabout!
Read MoreDid The Queen Pose Naked for Amateur Photographer? Top Tabloid’s Editorial Judgement Called into Question Following Admission that Royal Exclusive is Simply Latest in Series of Stories Bought From Sex Offenders!
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