I Buried Osama!
Osama or ‘Faux’-sama? Conspiracy Theorists Cast Doubt on Assassination of Bin Laden, Claiming Terror Leader Died in Accident and Was Replaced by Double in 2007!
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Author: docsleaze
Confessions of a Sex Murderer
Lost Classic of British Cinema or Low-Budget Violent Porn? DVD Release of Notorious 1970s Slasher Movie Sparks Furious Critical Debate!
Read MoreCrime Tory
UK Government Resorts to Crime to Cover Budget Deficit! Chancellor George Osborne Launches Daring Armed Raid on Icelandic Bank to Recover Debts!
Read MoreTrue Confessions
Ecclesiastical Outrage Amid Claims That News of The World Tapped Mobile Phones of Top Bishops! ROgue Reporter Makes Amazing Claims of Leading Clergy Overheard Admitting Religion a Sham and Other Shocking Clerical Behaviour!
Read MoreAlmost Famous
Almost Famous
Read MoreGreat Balls of Fire
Britain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster’s Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!
Read MoreThe War Lovers
Is War the Ultimate Aphrodisiac? Former Top Downing Street Aide Claims Libyan Military Intervention Motivated by Top Politicians’ Desire for Perverse Sexual Gratification Rather Than Humanitarian Concerns!
Read MoreConservatives and Aliens
Outrage as UK Government Strikes Deal For Aliens to Take Over North East of England! Prime Minister David Cameron Claims Alien Presence Represents ‘Partnership’ Rather than Invasion! Denies Deal is Attempt to Destroy Safe Labour Seats by Vapourising Voters!
Read MoreThe Madness of Charlie Sheen
Is Charlie Sheen’s Crazy Behaviour the Result of Bizarre Conspiracy? Top Hollywood Private Eye Claims Sinister Plot to Drive Sheen and Other Top Celebrities Insane!
Read MoreAgainst All Odds
Top Super-Villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld Revealed as Evil Mastermind Behind Scheme to Blackmail British Racing Industry by Electrocuting Horses! SPECTRE Chief Claims Criminal Organisation Forced to Scale Back Operations Due to Lack of Investment During Recession!
Read MoreCrime Does Not Pay Income Tax
Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke Unveils Plans to Close Prisons and Put Rapists and Murderers into People’s Cellars and Sheds! Claims Scheme for Local ‘Community Prisons’ in residents’ homes is Big Society in Action, Rather Than a Cynical Cost-Cutting Measure!
Read MoreLast Man Standing
Last Man Standing
Read MoreNews of the Screws
Is Prime Minister David Cameron Being Blackmailed by Media Magnate Rupert Murdoch? Rogue Journalist’s Extraordinary Claims of Systematic Blackmail of Top Public Figures Denied by News Corp!
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Stranger Danger
Can New Smart Phone App Protect Our Children From Roving Paedophiles? Designer Claims New Smart Phone Application Can Identify Suspect Nonces on the Street and Alert Local Parents to Potential Threat!
Read MoreThe Tabloid Detective
Tabloid Claims Success in Solving High Profile Murder as Chief Suspect Commits Suicide Following Front Page Accusations! Outrage as Newspaper Applies Principles of Cheque Book Journalism to Crime Fighting!
Read MoreCelebrity Messiah
Minor Celebrities to Risk Fires of Hell in New Reality TV Show as they Compete to Create Own Religions! Those With Least Votes Cast into Fiery Pit, Whilst Winner Ascends to Heaven!
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