Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke Unveils Plans to Close Prisons and Put Rapists and Murderers into People’s Cellars and Sheds! Claims Scheme for Local ‘Community Prisons’ in residents’ homes is Big Society in Action, Rather Than a Cynical Cost-Cutting Measure!
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Read MoreIs Prime Minister David Cameron Being Blackmailed by Media Magnate Rupert Murdoch? Rogue Journalist’s Extraordinary Claims of Systematic Blackmail of Top Public Figures Denied by News Corp!
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Can New Smart Phone App Protect Our Children From Roving Paedophiles? Designer Claims New Smart Phone Application Can Identify Suspect Nonces on the Street and Alert Local Parents to Potential Threat!
Read MoreTabloid Claims Success in Solving High Profile Murder as Chief Suspect Commits Suicide Following Front Page Accusations! Outrage as Newspaper Applies Principles of Cheque Book Journalism to Crime Fighting!
Read MoreMinor Celebrities to Risk Fires of Hell in New Reality TV Show as they Compete to Create Own Religions! Those With Least Votes Cast into Fiery Pit, Whilst Winner Ascends to Heaven!
Read MoreAl Qaeada Plan to Bombard Seasonal Shoppers with Missiles Disguised as Christmas Trees Revealed! Calls for Christmas to be Postponed on Security Grounds as Festive Terror Plot Foiled!
Read More‘Don’t Let a Rogue Santa Ruin Your Child’s Christmas!’ Trading Standards Issues Stark Warning as Nation’s Shopping Centres Invaded by Unofficial Father Christmases Offering Sub-Standard Gifts from their Rip-Off Grottos!
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British Prime Minister David Cameron Forced to Drop Official Pornographers From Public Payroll! Plans to Use Adult Movies for Party Political Purposes Denied by Government!
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New Internet Suicide Exchange Aimed at Giving Suicidal Chance to Literally Go Out With a Bang Draws Widespread Condemnation! Rival Service Promises to Arrange ‘Dream Suicides’ For Those Wanting to ‘Go Out in Style’!
Read MoreAnimal Shelter Claiming it Never Puts Down a Healthy Dog Accused of Cruelty! Allegations That ‘Problem’ Dogs Which Cannot be Re-Homed Being Deliberately Maimed and Injured to Justify Humane Destruction! Claims That Other Animals Entered in Illegal Dog Fights to Raise Funds for Shelter!
Read MoreAre Britain’s Police Trying to Drum Up Business by Encouraging Crime? Incredible Allegations of Officers Selling Guns and Drugs to Off Set Budget Cuts and Falling Crime Rate! Are Innocent People Being Fitted Up to Inflate Clear Up Rates?
Read MoreTop Psychic Investigator’s New Book Tells of Night of Fruit and Vegetable Based Halloween Horror! Were Terrifying Supernatural Disturbances Result of Haunted House Being Built on Site of Market Garden Notorious for Plant Abuse?
Read MoreDid Crazy Scientist Chef Heston Blumenthal Create a Culinary Monster in the Kitchens of his Restaurant? Local Village in Grip of Terror as Celebrated Eccentric TV Chef’s Latest Haute Cuisine Experiment Goes Awry!
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