Small of Me!
Former Rat Pack Member Reveals Ol’ Blue Eyes’ Obsession with Penis Enlargement! Crooner Driven by Envy of Sammy Davis Jr’s Schlong!
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That Old Black Magic
Elderly Racist Claims Black Neighbours Subjecting Him to Campaign of Voodoo Terror! Condemns Police for ‘Political Correctness Gone Mad’ as They Refuse to Take Allegations of Black Magic Ceremonies at Local Gospel Church Seriously!
Read MorePirates of the Coalition
Coalition Government Revives Piracy to Cut Defence Costs! Ministers Claim Privateering is ‘Big Society’ in Action as Armed Yachts and Car Ferries Seize Thousands of Tons of Foreign Shipping!
Read MoreFilthy Rich
Former Cleaner to the Stars Reveals All About Former Celebrity Clients’ Lack of Hygiene! Lifestyles of the Rich and Filthy Exposed!-
Read MoreThe Spy Who Lost His Mind
Are Britain’s Spies Going Mad? As Scandals involving Cross-Dressing Secret Agents and Deranged Analysts Rock Intelligence Community, Fears Raised that Rampant Insanity in UK’s Secret Services Could be Threatening National Security!
Read MoreComing Out of the Blue
Outrage as Female Aide ‘Outs’ Top Tory Minister as Straight! Fears that Revelation of MP’s Closet Heterosexuality Could Undermine Coalition With Liberal Democrats!
Read MoreClose Encounters From Behind
Are Aliens About to Take the Earth From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out to Exploit Naive Earthlings!
Read MoreThe Sex Assassins
Did the US Army Pay Soldiers to Stare at Pornography? New Film Claims Existence of Top Secret ‘Sex Ops’ Programme With Aim of Creating Cadre of Assassins Capable of Remotely Killing Using Tantric Sex Techniques!
Read MoreWe’re Not Going on a Summer Holiday
We’re Not Going on a Summer Holiday
Read MoreFiend With the Tabloid Brain
Public Outrage as Newspaper Proprietor Reveals Secret Experiments to Rip Headlines Directly From Readers’ Minds! Brains of Comatose Subjects Stimulated With Electrodes to Produce More Relevant Content!
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Stop…Carry On! (Goodfellow Productions, 1997)
Attempting to avoid gold diggers following his lottery win, local radio DJ Mark Flakers and his friend and Marc Donnelly become involved with a gang of counterfeiters led by Blackpool mayor Fat Harry White and the mysterious, but beautiful, Miss Laycock…
Read MoreGoing for Gold
Confusion as London Mayor Boris Johnson Suggests Buttock Skiing and Horse Pummelling as New Events for 2012 Olympics! International Olympic Committee Ignore Calls to Modernise Traditional Sports to Make Them More Relevant to Modern British Youth!
Read MorePorn to be Wild
Has Top Pornographer Discovered Entirely New Sexual Position? Believes That Newly Discovered Technique Will Revitalise Adult Industry Dominated by Extreme Sex as Customers Grow Bored With Conventional Porn!
Read MoreFootball Crazy
Traumatised England Fans Claim Defeat to Germany in World Cup Like ‘Being Castrated’! Fears of Civil Unrest as Disgruntled Football Supporters Issue Death Threats Against England Players!
Read MoreWacko Jacko Whacked?
Was Michael Jackson Assassinated by Music Industry Bosses to Boost Record Sales? Industry Insider Alleges Massive Plot to Eliminate Troublesome Top Music Stars to Avoid Scandals and Create Merchandising Opportunities!
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Knights of Cumalot (Handjob, 2003)
In this version of the Quest for the Holy Grail, Queen Guinevere, has taken to her bed with an incurable affliction – ‘the wound that never heals’. Little does King Arthur know, but this affliction is actually a bad case of the clap which she has caught from his favourite knight, Sir Thrustalot…
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