Author: docsleaze

Bondage Beach (Gamahuche, 1972)

Bondage Beach (Gamahuche, 1972)

Sep 19, 2009 | |

An attempt to parody the ‘Beach Party’ films of the 1960s, ‘Bondage Beach’ comes off surprisingly well, replicating the cheap and cheerful feel of the originals. Thankfully, however, it doesn’t feature beach movie veterans Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Purporting to be set in California, but actually shot on a Norfolk beach in March, the film concerns the attempts of various rival factions to win the local heat of the ‘Romantic Restraint Monthly’ bondage contest…

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The Pope of Birmingham

Sep 18, 2009 | |

Vatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled ‘Pope of Birmingham’ Plans to Pursue ‘Christ Through Car Sales’ – Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service!

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More Soft Soap

Sep 16, 2009 | |

Our Handy Guide to What’s Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Coronation Street, Brookside and Crossroads Reviewed!

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Celebrity Knock Offs

Sep 14, 2009 | |

Are Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour and Bad Movies!

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That’s Spanking! (Mapatasi, 1975)

That’s Spanking! (Mapatasi, 1975)

Aug 25, 2009 | |

After the success of such compilation films as ‘That’s Entertainment’ and ‘That’s Dancing’ it was perhaps inevitable that something similar would be produced for more specialist markets. Porn specialists Mapatasi were happy to oblige with this collection of classic celluloid spanking moments…

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Wild Women of Wandsworth

Aug 14, 2009 | |

As Packs of wild Women Terrorise Britain’s Town Centres, Government Controversially Authorises Woman Hunters to Round Up and Domesticate Feral Females! Necessary Control Measure for Public Safety or Misogynistic Repression of Women’s Rights?

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Close Up and Personal

Aug 3, 2009 | |

Cinema Goers Duck for Cover as New 3D Porn Film Thrusts Breasts, Buttocks and Genitalia in their Faces! Stereoscopic Vision Latest Gimmick in Adult Movie Producer’s Attempts to Keep Porn on the Big Screen!

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Murder, My Tweet

Jul 29, 2009 | |

Thousands Feared Dead After Controversial Internet Cult Leader Orders Twitter Followers to Commit Suicide! Social Networking Service Under Fire Amid Claims it Encourages Serial Killers and Cultists!

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The Empire Strikes Back

Jul 23, 2009 | |

British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood’s Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose ‘Truth’ Behind America’s Top Historical Heroes!

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They Stole Jacko’s Brain!

Jul 18, 2009 | |

Bizarre Claims that Michael Jackson’s Missing Brain Transplanted into Chimp! Mystery Surrounds Final Resting Place of King of Pop’s Organ Amidst Rumours of Body Swaps and Faked Deaths!

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Making a Crisis

Jul 2, 2009 | |

Newspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?

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