Frankenstein Monster Arrested as Noted Mad Scientist Attempts to Move on Gypsys Illegally Camping in Castle Grounds! Monster Maker Claims Local Authorities’ Lack of Action Forced Him to Take Law into Own Hands!
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Hard boiled private eye Tom Mulligan is hired to investigate the suicide of a British MP, which leads him into a complex blackmail plot involving a missing underground hardcore porn film, an extreme masochist group and a gang of Baader-Meinhoff style German terrorists. Homophobic Mulligan pursues his investigations with brutal vigour, but is eventually forced to acknowledge his attraction to tough and masterful men…
Read MoreAre Most of Britain’s Top Paranormal Phenomena Hoaxes? World of Cryptozoology Shaken to Foundations by Revelation that Lincolnshire Sea Monster Created as Tourist Attraction!
Read MoreI Was Abducted by Zombie Nazi Flying Saucers!
Read MoreHow are a series of apparently unmotivated attacks on stage magicians connected with a sinister political conspiracy and a top secret government project? Just why are some of the world’s heads of state calling for a ban on mind readers?
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An attempt to parody the ‘Beach Party’ films of the 1960s, ‘Bondage Beach’ comes off surprisingly well, replicating the cheap and cheerful feel of the originals. Thankfully, however, it doesn’t feature beach movie veterans Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Purporting to be set in California, but actually shot on a Norfolk beach in March, the film concerns the attempts of various rival factions to win the local heat of the ‘Romantic Restraint Monthly’ bondage contest…
Read MoreVatican Rebels Plot to Replace Ailing Pope with Used Car Dealer! Self-Styled ‘Pope of Birmingham’ Plans to Pursue ‘Christ Through Car Sales’ – Offers Free Absolution With Every Major Service!
Read MoreOur Handy Guide to What’s Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Coronation Street, Brookside and Crossroads Reviewed!
Read MoreAre Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour and Bad Movies!
Read MoreWas the ‘Alien Visitor’ That Terrorised a Sleepy English Village Really a Human Peeping Tom? Sex Offender’s Claims Spark Furious Debate in World of Ufology!
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After the success of such compilation films as ‘That’s Entertainment’ and ‘That’s Dancing’ it was perhaps inevitable that something similar would be produced for more specialist markets. Porn specialists Mapatasi were happy to oblige with this collection of classic celluloid spanking moments…
Read MoreAs Packs of wild Women Terrorise Britain’s Town Centres, Government Controversially Authorises Woman Hunters to Round Up and Domesticate Feral Females! Necessary Control Measure for Public Safety or Misogynistic Repression of Women’s Rights?
Read MoreThe Stench of Summer!
Read MoreCinema Goers Duck for Cover as New 3D Porn Film Thrusts Breasts, Buttocks and Genitalia in their Faces! Stereoscopic Vision Latest Gimmick in Adult Movie Producer’s Attempts to Keep Porn on the Big Screen!
Read MoreThousands Feared Dead After Controversial Internet Cult Leader Orders Twitter Followers to Commit Suicide! Social Networking Service Under Fire Amid Claims it Encourages Serial Killers and Cultists!
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