Author: docsleaze

The Empire Strikes Back

British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood’s Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose ‘Truth’ Behind America’s Top Historical Heroes!

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They Stole Jacko’s Brain!

Bizarre Claims that Michael Jackson’s Missing Brain Transplanted into Chimp! Mystery Surrounds Final Resting Place of King of Pop’s Organ Amidst Rumours of Body Swaps and Faked Deaths!

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Making a Crisis

Newspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?

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Soft Soap

Our Handy Guide to What’s Going On in Your Favourite Soap Operas! Vintage Episodes of Eastenders, Enmmerdale and Neighbours Reviewed!

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On The Double

Are Gang of Royal Dopplegangers Behind Recent Spate of Regal Misbehaviour? Former Royal Butler Suspects Bizarre Conspiracy to Discredit Royal Family with Army of Doubles!

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State of Disgrace

Will Vatican’s Crackdown on Paedophile Priests Threaten Career Prospects of Britain’s Perverts? Calls for Government to Provide New Training Schemes for Deviants to Ensure future of UK Perversity!

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Carry On Bombing

Producer Announces Plans to use Digital Technology to Virtually Resurrect Dead ‘Carry On’ Stars for Controversial New Films! Promises Series of Saucy Satires Riped From the Headlines!

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Gone Wild

Top Cryptozoologist Claims Escaped Wild Animals Behind Series of Deaths and Disappearances! Are Wild Hippos and Elephants Running Amok in English Countryside?

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Black and Blue

Allegations of Political Opportunism Vehemently Denied as David Cameron Vows to Publicly Spank Tory MPs Making Excessive Expenses Claims! Tory Party Rejects Claims that Leader Will Jump on Any Bandwagon in Desperate Search for Votes!

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Ghoul Without a Groin (Mapatasi, 1971)

Police Inspector Jack Horn investigates a series of mysterious deaths in the vicinity of a US Air Force base in Britain. The victims seem to have choked to death and large amounts of apparently human semen have been found in their stomachs. Convinced that leaked radioactive material from American nuclear weapons have created a race of mutant sex fiends, the local villagers, urged on by local wheelchair-bound scientist Professor Hammerhead, attempt to storm the base…

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Taking the Whip

Government Rocked by New Scandal After Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed by Parliamentary Expenses! Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!

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