Author: docsleaze

Sex Slaves of Downing Street

Nov 29, 2006 | |

Does Gordon Brown Stalk the Streets of Soho Procuring Young Women for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries? Downing Street Rocked by Amazing Claims That Government Spending Plans Financed by Prostitution!

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The Greening of Bush

Nov 6, 2006 | |

President Bush Declares War on Climate Change – US Bombers Sent to Neutralise Worst Foreign Polluters! Can Gung Ho Greens Save the World From Eco Disaster?

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Sexual Politics

Nov 4, 2006 | |

Britain’s Tories ‘Sex Up’ Image with Daring New ‘Party Pornographic Broadcasts’! Ballots and Bollocks as Naked Cameron Aims For ‘General Erection’ Victory!

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The Monster Hunters

Oct 31, 2006 | |

Rival Monster Hunters Clash as Mysterious Hairy Creature Terrorises Town! Is Notorious Serial Monster Impersonator Behind Sightings or Does Bigfoot Stalk the English Countryside?

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Scared Stiff

Oct 19, 2006 | |

Phantoms Flee in Fear From Top TV Ghost Hunter’s Monstrous Enchanted Erection! Does Spirit of Dead Porn Star Guide Exorcist’s Hands as he Whacks Off in Face of Fear?

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True Blue Voodoo

Oct 3, 2006 | |

The Dead Have Risen From Their Graves – And This Time They’re Voting Tory! Cameron’s Sinister New Strategy to Swamp the Polls With the Living Dead Revealed!

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Changing Times

Sep 27, 2006 | |

Newly Perfected Time Portal Technology Hailed as Greatest Innovation in Mass Entertainment Since Television! TV Executives Immediately Plan Historical Shockumentaries, Game Shows and Reality TV Contests!

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Trademark Terror

Sep 11, 2006 | |

Revealed At Last – The Unsung Heroes of the ‘War on Terror’: Copyright Lawyers! Al Qaeida Forced to Abandon Attack After Legal Challenge by Top Author’s Lawyers!

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Diet, Fat Bastards, Diet!

Sep 8, 2006 | |

Government adopts radical new strategy in war on obesity – stigmatise the overweight! Riots ensue as sales of confectionary restricted and potatoes made a class A drug!

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I Buried Paul!

Aug 29, 2006 | |

Did the Real Paul McCartney Actually Die in 1966 Car Crash? Ghost of George Harrison Reveals Amazing Truth Behind Fake Beatle Mystery!

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When Art Attacks

When Art Attacks

Aug 10, 2006 | |

Calls For Exhibition Ban as Controversial Artist’s Giant Celebrity Genitalia Sculptures Run Amok! Panic as Outsize Inflatable Penis Demolishes Town!

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Big Fame Hunters

Aug 3, 2006 | |

Are Hollywood Celebrities Being Hunted into Extinction for their Genitalia? Calls for Curbs on Internet Sales of Captive Stars!

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Kings of Filth

Jul 5, 2006 | |

Britain’s Most Disgusting Citizens Sqaure Off for Final of Annual Filth Fest! Who Will be New ‘King of Filth’?

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