Author: docsleaze

In Rude Health

Slapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?

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Pornucopia

Is Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!

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Right On!

Britain’s Tories Go Hip Hop as Leader Embraces Rap as New Medium to Communicate ‘Coolservative’ Message to British Youth!

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Safer Sex Offending

Convicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!

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Crime Wave

UK Government Under Fire for Importing Foreign Criminals to Bolster Ailing Crime Industry! Opposition and Victims Slam Poor Quality of Imported Offenders!

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The Evils of Science

Patients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?

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Fowl Play

Fears of Mass Panic as Bird Flu Hits Britain! Government Urges Calm as Mobs Burn Down Pigeon Lofts and Terrorise Suspected Illegal Migratory Birds!

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Prisoners of Porn

Iraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!

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Club Seal

Britain’s Youth Offered Ultimate Clubbing Experience Culling Canadian Seals! Sex, Snow and Seal Slaughter Package Tours Condemned by Animal Rights Groups!

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Toilets of Terror

Public Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!

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Cock Au Vin

Is Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!

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