In Rude Health
Slapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?
Read MoreSlapstick on the Wards as Government Proposes Bringing Together Worlds of Medicine and Entertainment! Will Combination of Bawdy Humour, High Art and Heart Transplants Restore Public Faith in Health Service?
Read MoreIs Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!
Read MoreConvicted Perverts to be Allowed to Molest Volunteer ‘Victims’ as Therapy! Outrage as Controversial New Treatment for Sex Offenders Unveiled!
Read MoreUnhealthy Alternatives!
Read MoreUK Government Under Fire for Importing Foreign Criminals to Bolster Ailing Crime Industry! Opposition and Victims Slam Poor Quality of Imported Offenders!
Read MorePatients Suffer Bizarre Side Effects as Another Drug Trial Goes Awry! Are These Experiments For Benefit of Medical Science or Part of Evil Plot to Subjugate Humanity?
Read MoreDoes Suppressed Da Vinci Painting Hold Key to Vatican’s Greatest Secret? Church Battles to Keep Christ’s Penis Under Wraps!
Read MoreParliamentary Protests as Villagers Fight Government Plans to Outlaw Annual Bottom Thrashing Ceremony!
Read MoreChurch Rocked by ‘Cash For Canonisation’ Allegations! Are Wealthy Donors Being Fast-Tracked to Sainthood?
Read MoreMy Life in Sleaze
Read MoreIraqi Hostages Forced to Participate in Porn Videos Sold to Finance Insurgency! Claims That Popular Iraqi Bondage Movie Inspired by Abu Ghraib Scandal!
Read MorePublic Inconvenience as Terrorists Strike at London’s Toilets! Chaos as Police Security Checks Create Massive Queues at Capital’s Public Conveniences!
Read MoreIs Cookery the New Pornography? Top Cook’s Book Lifts Lid on Wild World of Britain’s Celebrity Chefs! Alleges Sex, Drugs and Stuffing in the Kitchen!
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