Young Ezekial arrives in First Century Galilee to claim his inheritance of his grandfather’s carpentry business, but is told by his guardian that he is in fact the son of Jesus. Suspicion soon falls on Ezekial when a series of bizarre murders take place – the victims are all in some way connected with the crucifixion of Christ…
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