Having it Large!
Having it Large!
Read MoreAuthor: docsleaze
The Day The Earth Got Spanked
Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity’s Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters!
Read MoreA Life in Pictures
Man Believes Life Only Validated When Captured on Film! Uses Surveillance Technology to Star in Film of Own Life! Increasing Number of Britons Choosing to Have Lives Professionally Scripted!
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The Big Political Sell Out
Failing Labour Party Faces Having Private Company Brought in to run Affairs! Richard Branson’s Virgin Group Favourites for Takeover as Backbench MPs Fear Job Losses and Asset-Stripping!
Read MoreFuelling the Protests
Fuel Price Protesters Forced to Cancel Demonstration as Participants Can’t Afford Petrol for Molotov Cocktails! Government Under Pressure to Act as Rising Fuel Prices Threaten LIvelihoods of Rioters, Arsonists and Sex Workers!
Read MoreSecret Diary of a Street Walker
Could Sensational New Book Exposing Dark Side of Prostitution Put Britain’s Personal Services Industry at Risk? Fears of Prostitute Shortages as Young Women Shun Profession!
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The Erotic Experiments of Professor Mandrake (Mount-Faulcon, 1973)
Randy mad scientists, homoeroticism, a ludicrous plot and past their prime stars – yes, its another 1970s European erotic horror pic. This little-known Franco-Spanish gem opens with crazy camp scientist Professor Mandrake (George Sanders) sending his servant – a cross-dressing werewolf – to kidnap Frankenstein’s monster. It seems that mincing Mandrake has been admiring the monster from afar and wants to make certain ‘modifications’ to him before taking him as his gay lover…
Read MoreGordon Brown, Going Down?
Prime Minister Accused of Using Sexual Favours to Buy Votes! Did Gordon Brown Win Vital Terror Vote by Offering Prostitutes and Porn to Rebel Bank Benchers?
Read MoreShoot ’em in the Head!
Shoot ’em in the Head!
Read MoreSex and Violence
Minister Held Hostage in S&M Dungeon and MPs Pelted With Dildos as Militant Fetishists Storm Parliament in Protest at New Law Banning Violent Porn!
Read MoreAll American Gigolo
Shock Claim that Hilary Clinton’s Campaign Financed by Husband’s Immoral Earnings! Did Hilary Pimp Bill as Male Escort to Raise Funds?
Read MoreLondon Lock Down
Boris Johnson Reveals Plans to Transform London’s Sink Estates into ‘Gated Communities’! Local Community to be Segregated Behind Barbed Wire Fences – Policy Will Cut Crime and Traffic Congestion Claims Mayor!
Read MoreSweet Love
Is America’s Bee-Keeping Industry Under Threar From Celebrities Seeking Penis Enlargement? Allegations That Under-Endowed Stars Wrecking Hives in Order to Expose Genitalia to Bee-Stings in Hope of Enlargement!
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The Awards on Terror
International Terrorism Awards Rocked by Allegations of Vote-Rigging! Western Terror Organisations Threaten Walk-Out in Protest at Islamic Extremism’s Domination of Awards!
Read MoreGun Crazy!
Are US Gun Massacres Simply Work of Lone Lunatics, or Part of Massive Government Conspiracy? Retired Lawman Claims Federal Authorities Culling Population to Cleanse Gene Pool!
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