Author: docsleaze

Doing it for the Kids?

Feb 2, 2006 | |

Outrage at Government Plans to Put a Sex Offender in Every School! Minister Reassures Parents That Only Regular Perverts Will be Allowed in Classrooms – Nonces Will be Screened Out!

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Bad Neighbours

Jan 16, 2006 | |

Anti Social Behaviour Orders Brought Against Government in Attempt to Enforce ‘Respect Agenda’! Court Forces Blair to Attend ‘Good Governance’ Classes!

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Monster Mash!

Monster Mash!

Jan 14, 2006 | |

British Government Totally Unprepared for Monster Attacks Campaigners Claim! Allegations of Massive Official Cover Up to Conceal Extent of Monster Rampages in UK!

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Camp X-Ray Factor

Jan 10, 2006 | |

Will Unwitting Game Show Participants Incarcerated in Fake CIA Torture Camp Confess to Terror Outrages, or Will They Show ‘X-Factor’ and Resist Brutal Interrogations?

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Santa Strikes Back

Dec 17, 2005 | |

Violence Erupts as Britain’s Striking Santas Clash With Police on the Picket Lines! Union Claims Businesses Endangering Public by Employing Perverts and Sex Offenders as Unofficial Father Christmases!

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Terror Under Wraps

Dec 1, 2005 | |

Top Policeman Warns of Imminent Mummy Attacks on Britain as Al Qaeda Recruits Egyptian High Priests! Tony Blair Authorises Detention of All Fez Wearing Foreigners to Combat ‘Credible new Threat’!

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Fat of the Land

Nov 29, 2005 | |

London’s Restaurants Under Attack From Exploding ‘Suicide Eaters’! Obscenely Obese Militants Gorge Themselves to Death in Protest at Society’s Treatment of the Overweight!

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Tiny Terrors

Nov 18, 2005 | |

Barney the Dinosaur Beheaded as Little Blue Insurgents Retaliate Against US Bombing of Smurfland! Further GI Joe Casualties Expected as Father Abraham Co-ordinates Terror Campaign From Mountain Lair!

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George’s Big Fat Gay Wedding

Nov 9, 2005 | |

New Scandal Rocks White House as Shocked America Learns of Bush and Cheney’s Secret Gay Marriage! Aides Claim Wedding Just Political Ploy, But Public DEmand to Know: ‘Was Bush the Bitch’?

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Flushed With Fear

Oct 29, 2005 | |

Occultist’s Possessed Toilet Terrorises Hotel – Foul Odours and Things That Go Splash in the Night Drive Out Guests and Leave Staff Traumatised!

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House of Wax

Oct 19, 2005 | |

Young Women Left Hairless and Shiny as Crazed Fiend Waxes Victims! Top Beautician Suspected as Madman Holds City in Grip of Terror!

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Suburban Cannibals

Oct 1, 2005 | |

New Documentary Exposes Britain’s Suburban Cannibals! Eating Human Flesh the New Culinary Fad From Hampstead Dinner Parties to Ten Downing Street!

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