Author: docsleaze

Virile amateur rugby player Tom Tranny’s stag night takes a turn for the worse when he finds himself chained naked to a lampost and abandoned by his friends, just as violent thunderstorm breaks. Facing the prospect of a long, cold, wet and humiliating night, he unexpectedly sees the possibility of salvation when he spots the stripping ‘traffic warden’ from his stag party approaching him. His relief rapidly turns to horror when a flash of lightning reveals the stripper’s true form – an alien drag queen! Sadly, despite this brisk opening, what should have been a tense paranoid thriller along the lines of The Stepford Wives finds itself fatally undermined by its giveaway title…

Fired from his job as a meat packer when caught doing something unspeakable with a frozen chicken, young Barry Stumper (Robert Sternpost) is forced to find employment of a less conventional kind and finds himself trudging door to door, offering his sexual services to bored housewives…