Naked Justice
Nude Man Unveiled as Britain’s Latest Superhero! Critics Dismiss Super Powers of Government’s New Generation of Heroes as Being Utterly Useless in Fight Against Crime!
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People Are Such Horrible Bastards
People Are Such Horrible Bastards
Read MoreSex Addicts
Top Sex Therapists Demand Pornography and Prostitutes on Prescription as Sex Addiction Sweeps Britain! Dire WArnings of Epidemic of Sexual Excess if Government Fails to Act!
Read MoreMaking Mr Right
Does Tory Leader David Cameron Really Exist? Incredible Claims That Britain’s Leader of the Opposition is Actually Media Construct Created by Shadowy Right Wing Organisation!
Read MoreConjuring Conspiracy
Was 9/11 All An Illusion Masterminded by Top Conjurer David Copperfield? Has Osama Bin Laden Broken the Magicians’ Code? Leading Conspiracy Theorists Warn of Dire Consequences!
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Jingle All the Gay!
Guess Who’s Coming Out for Christmas? Outraged Parents Claim Gay Santa Represents Threat to Child Safety! Demand Government Action to Stop Camp Father Christmas From Invading KIddies’ Chimneys!
Read MoreThe Unbearable Crapness of Being
The Unbearable Crapness of Being
Read MoreThe War Against Christmas
Man Wages Own Private War on Christmas in Suburban Street! Wife Claims Husband Driven Mad by Neighbours’ Garish Festive Decorations!
Read MoreLonely Hearts
Women Stalked, Kidnapped and Brainwashed to Order by Dating Agency for the Desperate! Guarantees True Romance for Even the Loneliest and Most Maladjusted!
Read MoreSchool for Swearing
The Foul Mouthed Media Guru Who Teaches Britain’s Middle Class Celebrities How to Swear! Would a Whole Generation of Entertainers be Speechless Without Him?
Read MoreExtinct by Royal Appointment
Are Royal Family Hunting Endangered Species to Extinction? Top Conservationist Claims Rare Exotic Animals Regularly Imported onto Royal Estates for Illegal Hunting Parties!
Read MoreOrdinary Rendition
Suburbia’s Secret Torture Camps Revealed! British Extremist Wages Private War on Terror – Organises ‘Extraordinary Rendition’ of Terror Suspects to Interrogation Centre in Own Home!
Read MoreI Married a Poltergeist
Can True Love Be Found Across the Great Divide of Life and Death? Top TV Medium Tells of Her Amazing Supernatural Marital Experiences!
Read MorePsychic Sex Pest?
Is Uri Gellar a Psychic Sex Pest, Stalking Women With Possessed Household Appliances? Neighbours Claim Famed Psychic’s Supernatural Sex Life Has Played Havoc With Their Electrical Appliances!
Read MoreDenial of Customer Service
Denial of Customer Service
Read MoreHijab Halloween
Are Suicide Trick-or-Treaters Set to Spread Terror This Halloween? Fears That Police Could Shoot Suicide Bomber Costumed Children by Mistake!
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