The Devil and Paul McCartney
Has Former Beatle Been Responsible for Series of Showbiz Deaths in Order to Keep Diabolical Deal? Elvis Presley, Brian Jones and John Lennon Claimed to be Among Sacrifices!
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The War Against Beards
Britain’s Beard Wearers in Grip of Terror as Gangs of Vigilante Barbers Roam the Streets Forcibly Shaving Off Huge Straggly Beards in Order to Expose the Extremists Allegedly Hiding Behind Them!
Read MorePleasuring the Pope
Self Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!
Read MoreThe Vigilantes
Calls for Vigilantes to be Licenced After Mob Burns Down Wrong House in Anti-Paedophile Frenzy! Police Urged to Share Local Intelligence to Minimise Risk of Similar Tragedies!
Read MoreDarkest Devon
Is Rural Britain Rife With Racism? Sleepy Devon Village Branded as Bigoted, Insular and Inbred amid Shocking Claims of Slavery and Racial Violence!
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Mother of All Big Brothers
TV Chiefs Defend Inclusion of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in Reality Show! Outrage as Saddam Attempts to Gas Fellow Contestants After Race Row!
Read MoreThe Art of Swearing
The Art of Swearing
Read MoreFat Chance
Did Rotund Comic Oliver Hardy Suffer Near Fatal Heart Attack Whilst Spying on Starlet? Was Orson Welles Chased by Norwegian Whalers Whilst Swimming at Sea? Sordid Secrets of the Fat and Famous Exposed!
Read MoreCruel and Unusual?
Saddam’s Execution by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Condemned by West as Cruel and Unusual! Authorities Fear That Dictator’s Last Erection Will Become Symbol of Resistance for Insurgents!
Read MoreExcrement and Ecstasy
Top Psychologist’s Attempts to Cure Britain’s Millions of Toilet Phobics Opposed by Religious Sect Claiming that Crapping in the Street is Form of Worship!
Read MoreThe Great Xmas Turn On
Protests as Government Awards Christmas Franchise to Porn Baron! Nativity Sidelined in Favour of ‘Sexy Santa’ as New ‘Adult’ Orientated Yuletide Unveiled!
Read MoreThe Evil Spirit of Christmas
Festive Fear as Britain’s Christmas Trees Turn Body Snatchers! Threat of Christmas Every Day as Seasonally-Obsessed Replicants Take Control!
Read MoreQueer in The Head?
Homosexuality – Mental Disorder or Demonic Possession? Doctor Claims Controversial Psychiatric ‘Cure’ Whilst Ecclesiastical Rival ‘Saves’ Homosexuals With Televised Exorcisms!
Read MoreA Year in Sleaze
A Year in Sleaze
Read MoreSex Slaves of Downing Street
Does Gordon Brown Stalk the Streets of Soho Procuring Young Women for Visiting Foreign Dignitaries? Downing Street Rocked by Amazing Claims That Government Spending Plans Financed by Prostitution!
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