Fighting For the Kids
Britain’s Shameful New Blood Sport Revealed – Kiddie Fighting! Toddlers Forced to Beat Each Other Senseless in Cage Matches as Celebrities Bet Big Money!
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The Big Conspiracy
World of Conspiracy Theorists Rocked by Controversial New Thesis! Are Conspiracy Theories Themselves Just a Government-Controlled Smokescreen to Divert Attention Away From the Real Truth?
Read MoreBlown Away
Police Fear New Terror Campaign as KGB-Trained Russian Mail Order Brides Infiltrate Britain! She Devils in the Pay of Al Qaieda or Vanguard of Militant Feminist Sexual Revolution?
Read MoreHeaven in a Crack Pipe
Police Announce Crackdown on Drug Peddling Priests as Senior Church of England Cleric Claims Divine New Narcotic Vital Tool in Battle to Save Souls!
Read MoreA Day in the Sleaze
A Day in the Sleaze
Read MoreThe Devil Comes Out
Top Occultist’s Battle for Innocent Soul Taken From Behind by Satan! Is Popular Seaside Resort in Clutches of Evil Cult?
Read MoreThe Devil and Paul McCartney
Has Former Beatle Been Responsible for Series of Showbiz Deaths in Order to Keep Diabolical Deal? Elvis Presley, Brian Jones and John Lennon Claimed to be Among Sacrifices!
Read MoreThe War Against Beards
Britain’s Beard Wearers in Grip of Terror as Gangs of Vigilante Barbers Roam the Streets Forcibly Shaving Off Huge Straggly Beards in Order to Expose the Extremists Allegedly Hiding Behind Them!
Read MorePleasuring the Pope
Self Abusers No Longer Risk Eternal Damnation as Vatican Endorses Masturbation! New Guidelines Emphasise Bishop Bashing Only to be Used For Emergency Sexual Relief, Not Gratification!
Read MoreThe Vigilantes
Calls for Vigilantes to be Licenced After Mob Burns Down Wrong House in Anti-Paedophile Frenzy! Police Urged to Share Local Intelligence to Minimise Risk of Similar Tragedies!
Read MoreDarkest Devon
Is Rural Britain Rife With Racism? Sleepy Devon Village Branded as Bigoted, Insular and Inbred amid Shocking Claims of Slavery and Racial Violence!
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Mother of All Big Brothers
TV Chiefs Defend Inclusion of Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden in Reality Show! Outrage as Saddam Attempts to Gas Fellow Contestants After Race Row!
Read MoreThe Art of Swearing
The Art of Swearing
Read MoreFat Chance
Did Rotund Comic Oliver Hardy Suffer Near Fatal Heart Attack Whilst Spying on Starlet? Was Orson Welles Chased by Norwegian Whalers Whilst Swimming at Sea? Sordid Secrets of the Fat and Famous Exposed!
Read MoreCruel and Unusual?
Saddam’s Execution by Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Condemned by West as Cruel and Unusual! Authorities Fear That Dictator’s Last Erection Will Become Symbol of Resistance for Insurgents!
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