Operation London Freedom
Blair plans military action to oust London mayor – fears proliferation of evil congestion charging scheme if regime change not effected!
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Hot Cross Blair
Prime Minister plans to answer critics with own crucifixion and resurrection! Promises true moral leadership for nation after ascension to heaven!
Read MoreDying For Fame
TV chiefs accused of commercialising mass murder as new gameshow pits contestants against serial killer! Talent show for murderers planned!
Read MoreSaddam and Gomorrah
Is Saddam’s penis the smoking gun? Fugitive Iraqi dictator spotted in US gay porn video! Evidence of despot’s escape to California or CIA fakery?
Read MoreArmageddon Outta Here!
US President prepares to wage apocalyptic war on sinners after religious vision! Orders development of ‘Gay Bomb’ to combat international deviancy!
Read MoreCelebrity Porn Addicts
Porn delivered by truckload to obssessed stars’ homes! Are celebrities in danger of overdosing on high class smut?
Read MoreTerror in Little England
Terrorists strike at Britain’s historic monuments in sneak attack on model village! Have security forces exagerrated Al Qaeda threat to UK?
Read MoreBurning Issues
Firefighters accused of firebombing homes to drum up business and save jobs! Tory MP claims police commit crimes to boost budgets!
Read MoreFilthy Animals
Rural communities under threat as badgers go on rampage! Delinquent animals sell drugs and porn to children, mug old ladies!
Read MoreScience Friction
Truth behind Philip K Dick’s terrifying visions revealed! Top science fiction writer victim of fascist conspiracy led by arch rival!
Read MoreGod Botherers
Rip Off Religions Exposed! Top Christain Faiths Fail to Deliver in Consumer Probe!
Read MoreMad Doctors
Top Doctor Champions Radical Surgery Over Drugs and Psychotherapy as Most Effective Treatment for Sexually-Related Problems!
Read MoreDoctor Who?
Amazing untold story of Dr Who’s lost regeneration revealed! Bizarre sex scandals of sacked star uncovered!
Read MoreHoly Rupture
New Religion Based on Crap Instituted – Founder Claims Divine Intervention to End Constipation! Plans to Baptise Acolytes in Own Effluent!
Read MoreWhat The Butler Saw
Sacked royal butler sensationally reveals bizarre sexual initiation of young Prince! Helps Princess shoot porn movie at royal palace!
Read MoreDismember Me!
Are Hospital waiting Lists Tempting Patients to Operate on Themselves? Popular TV Medical Show Blamed for Rise in Self-Mutilation!
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