Tag: conspiracy

Royal Death Cult

Did the Queen jump out of her coffin at lying in state as practical joke before expiring again? Did those viewing coffin experience healing miracles? Top psychologist claims UK spent period of Royal mourning in state of hysteria, hallucinating late monarch as saint-like figure, as a ‘Royal Death Cult’ gripped nation.

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Let’s Kill the Queen!

Has the Queen become a homicidal maniac? On eve of Jubilee, former Palace employee makes extraordinary claims of paranoid monarch engaging in knife fights and attacking members of family she suspects of plotting to kill her for the crown. Top Royal commentator believes real threat coming from pagan cultists looking to sacrifice Queen to renew UK.

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Fortunes From War?

Are Ukrainians looking to make fortune from war with Russia? Right wing anti-immigration Tory MP claims UK must resist calls to take Ukrainians displaced by war for fear of setting precedent – it could encourage others seeking to migrate here to start wars. Others claim war is actually Ukrainian scam to fleece West of money and arms – invasion completely faked.

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War of Convenience

Is UK government stoking up tensions between Russia and Ukraine as distraction from domestic troubles? Or is pursuit of European conflict extension of Boris Johnson’s Churchill cosplay? Did UK plan ‘false flag’ operation to provoke Russian invasion as Moscow taking too long over decision?

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Trumping History

Donald Trump denies he was ever president, labelling reports of his tenure in White House as being ‘Fake News’. He and supporters claim conspiracy by liberal elites to suppress public memory of disastrous Hillary Clinton presidency by creating false narrative of Trump administration to take blame instead.

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Untrue Crime

Have ‘True Crime’ podcasters run out of crimes to investigate? Wrongful conviction in unsolved murder case exposes how popular podcasters made up evidence to gain popularity. Allegations that other podcasters actually committed the bizarre crimes they ‘investigated’ and framed innocent people in order to create ‘solution’.

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Conspiracy Wars

World of conspiracy theories rocked by bitter feud as top UK conspiracy guru blasts Q Anon followers as ;nutters’. Claims their theories actually part of Deep State plot to discredit Trump by associating him with crackpots. Top Q Anon populariser ripostes with accusation that UK conspiracies are old hat, ineffective, anti-Semitic claptrap.

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Dangerous Driving

Will government plans to make Heavy Goods Vehicle licences easier to obtain result in increased carnage on Britain’s roads? Safety campaigners fear diluting the qualifications will result in dangerous drivers, terrorists and the medically unfit joining the sex offenders, serial killers and morons currently behind the wheels of Britain’s trucks.

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Secret Rulers of the Premier League

Does the UK media actually control football transfers and decide Premier League title? Astonishing claims by top tabloid sports journalist that secret cabal of soccer writers create football’s narrative rather than reporting facts. Alleges similar cabal controls Britain’s political narrative, secretly deciding election and leadership contest outcomes.

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Last Stand of the Covid Contrarians?

Cow dung promoted as ‘natural’ cure for Covid as anti-vaxxers make last stand in face of successful vaccine roll-out. Critics of movement call for sanctions against dangerous cranks, proposing those refusing vaccine be forced to ring bells and shout ‘Unclean’ to warn public of their approach.

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The Mourning After

As TV news anchors come to blows on air over who is being most respectful to Prince Philip, many ask whether coverage of Royal death too extensive and too reverential. News outlet criticized for filling air time with conspiracy theories that Duke assassinated by Boris Johnson or Meghan Markle.

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The Queen in Black

Is HM The Queen really black? Shock claims of Her Majesty’s secret blackness by left-wing journalist rocks Britain’s conservatives. Has there been massive decades long conspiracy by UK establishment to cover up Queen Elizabeth’s true heritage?

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Sex Dolls of Death

What is behind reports of blow up sex dolls coming to murderous life? Demonic possession? Mass Hysteria? Crazed scientific experiments gone awry? Is a feminist witches’ coven using enchanted sex dolls as instruments of revenge for male violence against women?

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Peeping Bigfoot

Is Bigfoot peeping through windows in Britain? Multiple reports claim famed mythical beast caught peering at naked women in Britain’s suburbs. Experts speculate lack of outdoor nudity during lockdown has driven hairy voyeur into towns and cities.

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Her Majesty’s Last Orgy

Did the Queen spend lock down engaged in sex and drug fueled orgies in her Windsor Castle bunker? Wild tabloid tales of naked ladies-in-waiting engaged in gladitorial contests and soap stars forced to perform shows live and at gun point emerge.

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Trick or Trump?

Are Democrats planning to use trick or treating kids to scare Donald Trump to death this Halloween? Right-wing commentator claims to have uncovered evil leftist plot for children in terrifying masks and costumes to keep knocking on White House door and enrage President into fatal heart attack.

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