Tag: labour satire

Mechanized Labour

Are senior Labour party figures secretly planning to replace Jeremy Corbyn and Tom Watson with robots? Leadership ‘upgrade’ seen as essential after trials show mechanical leadership more charismatic and popular with voters.

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Going Green

Corbyn unveils plans to combat British vegetable famine, whilst government denies plans for rationing and powdered vegetables. Greens welcome proposals to turn whole UK into giant market garden.

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Corbyn’s Got Talent

Jeremy Corbyn to enter ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ as part of new media strategy. Advisers believe Labour Leader’s musical fruit act will demonstrate his populist appeal.

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Left is Right

Is Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn actually a deep cover Tory mole on a mission to destroy the party from within? Academic makes sensational claims that supposed left winger is actually trying to alienate voters to ensure Tory hegemony.

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Saint Corbyn

Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn’s seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?

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For Queen and Country

Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.

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Nude Labour

Political Storm Over Tabloid Claims About Corbyn’s ‘Disrespectful’ Pose in Labour Nude Charity Calender. Party Denies Allegations of Leader Using Poppy to Cover Privates in November Picture.

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Witches of Westminster

Government Rocked by Witchcraft Allegations After Cameron Accused of Using Black Magic to Influence Scottish Independence Referendum! Claims that British Politics Rife with Witches!

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Out of Their Minds

Is Labour Leadership Under Telepathic Attack From David Cameron? Miliband and Balls Don Tinfoil Hats for Defence Amidst Claims that Recent Policy Statements Result of Tory Mind Control Offensive!

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Political Games

Prime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.

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Brothers From Another Planet?

Is Miliband Brothers’ Rivalry down to Childhood Argument Over Star Trek? Journalist denies trivialising Political Debate by trying to pass off inconsequential tittle-tattle about David and Ed Miliband as political analysis!

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Well Hung Parliament

Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of ‘Rough Trade’ Gordon Brown to Form ‘Long Term Relationship’ With Cameron After Being Wined and Dined by Tory Leader!

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Delusions of Power

Top Tory Believes Cameron Just a Figment of His Imagination! Blair Converts to Socialism! Are Britain’s Leading Politicians Cracking Up Under Pressures of Electioneering?

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The Beast of Downing Street

Is Prime Minister Gordon Brown Actually a Werewolf? New Book Claims Downing Street Staff and Cabinet Colleagues Live in Fear of Maulings and Harassment Every Full Moon!

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Making a Crisis

Newspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?

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Taking the Whip

Government Rocked by New Scandal After Minister Makes Own Porn Films Financed by Parliamentary Expenses! Claims Movies are Essential Political Research into Exploitation of Women!

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