Are senior Labour party figures secretly planning to replace Jeremy Corbyn and Tom Watson with robots? Leadership ‘upgrade’ seen as essential after trials show mechanical leadership more charismatic and popular with voters.
Is Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn actually a deep cover Tory mole on a mission to destroy the party from within? Academic makes sensational claims that supposed left winger is actually trying to alienate voters to ensure Tory hegemony.
Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn’s seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?
Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.
Prime Minister’s Question Time to go Showbiz in Deputy PM Nick Clegg’s Proposals for Constitutional Overhaul. Lib Dem Leader Claims He Wants to Make Politics more Relevant to Britain’s Youth. Critics Accuse Main Parties of ‘Dumbing Down’ Political Process.
Is Miliband Brothers’ Rivalry down to Childhood Argument Over Star Trek? Journalist denies trivialising Political Debate by trying to pass off inconsequential tittle-tattle about David and Ed Miliband as political analysis!
Was Nick Clegg Seduced by Smooth Old Etonian Charms of David Cameron? Speculation Runs Wild After Liberal Democrat Leader Spurns Advances of ‘Rough Trade’ Gordon Brown to Form ‘Long Term Relationship’ With Cameron After Being Wined and Dined by Tory Leader!
Newspaper Accuses Prime Minister of Trying to Engineer National Crisis for Political Gain! Was Swine Flu Virus Really Created in Secret Government Lab? Did Gordon Brown Plan Fake Terror Attack to Boost Standing in Polls?