Tag: sex scandal

Never Say Di

Former Royal medium reveals Princess Diana’s sensational post-mortem affairs. TV station condemned for airing recordings of seances in which Lady Di chronicles afterlife assignations with Errol Flynn and John Lennon.

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Victims of Fame

Does fame obsessed media treat victims of non-celebrity sex offenders as ‘second class’? Victims’ group demands equal access to celebrity sex offenders for working class kids, to ensure high profile and potentially lucrative reporting of their stories.

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Turning on Trump

Did Trump’s CIA hacked TV capture footage of president pleasuring himself to TV programme? Experts fear presidential ‘sex video’ could now be in hands of Wikileaks. Did Nigel Farage visit Julian Assange in attempt to retrieve video on behalf of Trump?

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Three Line Whip

As ‘Whip and Tell’ stories involving government ministers proliferate, Tory back bencher launches private members bill proposing new code of conduct for sex workers involved with politicians.

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Dead Scandalous

Who are the mystery celebrities protected by latest super injunctions? Are they actually dead – but only for tax purposes? Tabloid makes sensational claims!

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I Shagged a Celebrity

Our readers’ incredible stories of celebrity sex encounters! Did Rod Hull and Emu engage in a kinky three-in-a-bed romp? Did a young hippie really ‘duke the Duke’ in 1973?

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Animal Passions

Following ‘Pig Gate’, more animals come forward to claim sexual abuse at hands of senior Tories. Allegations that high level bestiality ring centered on South London city farm suppressed RSPCA investigations.

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Inhuman Bondage

Did UK Government Outsource Torture of Terror Suspects to S and M Dungeons and Bondage Parlours? Ex-Spy Claims References to UK Sex Industry Involvement in Torture Redacted From Senate Report!

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The Ghost Gropers

Does Saying Jimmy Savile’s Name Five Times Summon Sex Offender’s Ghost? Fears that Britain’s Youth Putting Themselves in Supernatural Sex Peril as Dangerous Halloween Craze Sweeps Nation!

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Parliamentary Nudes

Government in Disarray as Stolen Nude Photos of Top Tory Ministers Released Online! Identity of Hackers Behind Naked Tory Scandal a Mystery – Muslim Extremists Suspected!

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Right to Forget

Censorship or Therapy? New Technology Promises TV Viewers Ability to Exercise Their ‘Right to Forget’ Traumatic Memories of Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile!

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Celebrity Sex Crimes

Did Rolf Harris Sexually Harass The Queen During Portrait Sitting? Did Jimmy Savile Have ‘Rape Robot’ Constructed to Remotely Molest Victims? More Shocking Revelations About Britain’s Top Two Sex Offenders!

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Dogging Watch

BBC Inundated with Complaints Following Broadcast of Springwatch’s ‘Dogging Special’! Viewers Outraged by Bill Oddie’s Commentary as Hidden Cameras Film Outdoor Illicit Sex Romps in Berkshire Lay-By!

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Rough Trade

Rent-Boys March on Parliament in Protest at Tory MP’s Use of Brazilian Male Escort. Accuse Tories of Being Unpatriotic, Insisting that ‘British Bottoms are Better’.

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