Tag: royalty

They Saved Diana’s Brain

Did surgeons save Princess Diana’s brain on night of fatal Paris car crash? New documentary film makes extraordinary claim that Diana’s brain still lives and exerts telepathic influence over her family!

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Never Say Di

Former Royal medium reveals Princess Diana’s sensational post-mortem affairs. TV station condemned for airing recordings of seances in which Lady Di chronicles afterlife assignations with Errol Flynn and John Lennon.

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Dying for Ratings

Was George Michael Murdered by News Media Conspiracy to boost Christmas News Ratings? Top Conspiracy THeorist Claims Queen also on media ‘Hit List’.

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For Queen and Country

Did Her Majesty The Queen lead English football hooligans against Russian thugs at Euro 2016? Extraordinary allegations as top hooligan claims armour clad Jeremy Corbyn rallied English hooligans in Marseilles.

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Breaking the Silence

Queen Accused of Breaking Wind During Two Minute Silence at Cenotaph. Royal Fart Widely Condemned as Disrespectful – Not Mention Noxious – to Britain’s War Dead and Military Veterans.

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Long Live the Queen!

Is spare part surgery keeping the Queen and Prince Philip alive? Journalist claims dead royals ‘stripped for spares’ as Royal couple bid to outlive Prince Charles and prevent his accession to throne.

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Dead Perverted

Who were Jimmy Savile’s celebrity co-conspirators in alleged 1970s BBC child sex ring? Mrs Thatcher and Prince Charles implicated in top-level cover-up of dead DJ’s activities as tabloids desperately attempt to keep story going!

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Simply the Breast?

Frenzied mobs of breast-obsessed Brits besiege foreign embassies in protest at their inability to see topless photos of Duchess of Cambridge published in those countries! Fears for safety of Royal jugs as mobs’ expectations of Kate’s knockers reach unrealistic levels!

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The Naked Prince

Essex Police Call Off Massive Hunt For Naked Prince Harry Following Sighting by Members of Public. Local Woman Claims Blurred Photo of ‘Prince’ Scratching Balls in Field is Actually Her Commoner Layabout Ginger Son.

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Royal Flush

Did Queen Spend Six Hours Trapped on Explosive-Laden Toilet? Top Cop Reveals Extraordinary Truth Behind Terror Plot That Nearly Derailed Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations to Tabloid!

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A Royal Yacht, Hurrah!

All Aboard for the New World Order! Is Proposed new Royal Yacht Really to be Ark to Save Wealthy and Privileged From Approaching Apocalypse? Sinister Truth Behind Bonkers Education Secretary Michael Gove’s Proposals Exposed!

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Royal Murder Mystery

Which Member of the Royal Family Has Blood on Their Hands? Allegations of Royal Killer at Large After Discovery of Body on Royal Estate! Police Detective Claims Establishment Cover-Up Following Removal From Investigation for Trying to Interrogate Prince Philip!

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Fruits of Treason?

Was Duke of Edinburgh’s Recent Hospital Stay Actually Result of Assassination Attempt? Top Royal Journalist Claims Giant Mutant Carrots Bred by Prince Charles in Unsuccessful Attempt on Father’s Life!

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