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Turning on Trump

Did Trump’s CIA hacked TV capture footage of president pleasuring himself to TV programme? Experts fear presidential ‘sex video’ could now be in hands of Wikileaks. Did Nigel Farage visit Julian Assange in attempt to retrieve video on behalf of Trump?

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Alternative Facts

Is Trump adviser Steve Bannon actually a tramp? Does Trump throttle vagrants to death with his bare hands? Meet the man who manufactures such ‘alternative facts’ in the name of political balance.

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We Trump in Peace

Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth’s Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!

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Grabbed by the Octopussy?

Octopuses to sue after Donald Trump described as being all over alleged groping victim ‘like an octopus’. Object to defamatory implication they are all sex offenders. Counter claim Trump is victimising them after ‘grab them by the octopussy’ remark.

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Invisible Trump

Is Donald Trump’s bid for the White House being sabotaged by an invisible man? Incredible claims that invisible saboteur real culprit behind groping allegations!

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Black on Black

Sheriff’s Deputies in US South ordered to black up in order to avoid being targeted by black snipers. Local Sheriff also believes wearing of black face by white officers will also take racial element out of police brutality.

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Red Blooded Bigotry

Florida Preacher Denies Exploiting Orlando Shootings to try and ‘Cure’ Homosexuals by Organising Donations of ‘Heterosexual’ blood for Injured. Claims Two Pints of ‘Real American’ Blood Will turn Recipient Straight.

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The Devil Trumps

Is Donald Trump the Devil’s Spawn? Preacher Demands Presidential Hopeful Produces Birth Certificate to Prove he was Born of Woman and Not a Jackal.

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Uncanny Sex Men

Has the US deployed a team of top secret super powered porn stars against terrorists and rogue states? Incredible Claims that Top Secret Covert Military Project Financed by US Adult Film Industry!

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Dirty Bomb

Cameron Plans Surgical Missile Strike Against Syrian Porn Industry! Prime Minister Claims Damascus-Based Servers Beaming Internet Porn ‘Dirty Bomb’ into UK Homes!

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Zero Double D

Did Al Qaeda Plot to Turn Thousands of Western Women into Unwitting Suicide Bombers with Exploding Breast Implants? Former Navy SEAL Makes Incredible Allegations in New Book!

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Alien Abduction

Did Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!

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I Buried Osama!

Osama or ‘Faux’-sama? Conspiracy Theorists Cast Doubt on Assassination of Bin Laden, Claiming Terror Leader Died in Accident and Was Replaced by Double in 2007!

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The Empire Strikes Back

British Film Industry Strikes Back at Hollywood’s Misrepresentation of History! Maverick Director Aims to Expose ‘Truth’ Behind America’s Top Historical Heroes!

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Banking on Fear

Sarah Palin Denies Inciting Christian Fundamentalists to Attack Wall Street Bankers! Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Claims She Never Accused Bankers of Being Either Child Murdering Priests of Mammon,or Vampires!

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