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Trumping History

Donald Trump denies he was ever president, labelling reports of his tenure in White House as being ‘Fake News’. He and supporters claim conspiracy by liberal elites to suppress public memory of disastrous Hillary Clinton presidency by creating false narrative of Trump administration to take blame instead.

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Conspiracy Wars

World of conspiracy theories rocked by bitter feud as top UK conspiracy guru blasts Q Anon followers as ;nutters’. Claims their theories actually part of Deep State plot to discredit Trump by associating him with crackpots. Top Q Anon populariser ripostes with accusation that UK conspiracies are old hat, ineffective, anti-Semitic claptrap.

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Cat in the Hat’s Final Solution?

Are the works of beloved children’s author Dr Seuss racist? Do his books propagate Nazi propaganda? Sensational allegations that original draft of ‘Cat in the Hat’ featured title character wearing coal scuttle helmet and harassing Jewish children.

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Holy Sedition, Batman!

US public demands to know where Batman was during Capitol insurrection? Absence of superheroes during Trump terrorists’ attempt at sedition criticised as comic book nerds ask whether suppressed Michael Moore Justice League movie predict coup attempt?

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Time and the Trumpster

Is Rudy Giuliani really a cyborg lawyer sent back in time by future President Trump to derail Biden election victory? Did future Joe Biden bring Covid-19 back in time to undermine Trump presidency? Incredible claims that present moment in time is focal point of two competing timelines’ attempts to prevail!

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Rudy’s Hardcore Hard Drive

Local journalist claims Rudy Guiliani’s laptop found in Preston computer shop. Alleges hard drive full of gay porn. Is President’s personal lawyer involved in bizarre plot to finance election challenge through proceeds of adult film making?

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Trick or Trump?

Are Democrats planning to use trick or treating kids to scare Donald Trump to death this Halloween? Right-wing commentator claims to have uncovered evil leftist plot for children in terrifying masks and costumes to keep knocking on White House door and enrage President into fatal heart attack.

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Trump Lies Matter

Did Donald Trump secretly finance Antifa and Black Lives Matter in order to ferment social unrest and rally extreme right in his support? Incredible conspiracy claims made by journalist as some Trump supporters question fairness not just of mail in votes, but secret ballots in general.

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Trumping the Virus

Have experimental Covid treatments turned Donald Trump into ravening beast? Top scientists express fears that side effects from untested drugs could have transformed President into troglodyte, flesh hungry cannibal eating his way through White House staff or, worse, a black man. Supporters fear the worst.

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Heil Trump

Did Trump campaign seek endorsement of former Fuhrer Adolf Hitler? Wild claims that supporters of President scoured Amazonian jungles after rumours aged Hitler living with natives and kept alive by herbal potions. Allegedly planned to have Hitler be keynote speaker at Republican National Convention.

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Going Viral

Is coronavirus ‘Fake News’? Conspiracy theories ‘go viral’ as President Trump claims Covid-19 is Chinese/Democrat conspiracy to discredit him, while UK conspiracy theorist claims virus is cover up for zombie apocalypse.

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Trump Island

Is government planning to sell UK to Donald Trump post-Brexit? Former Tory adviser suggests sale would solve UK’s problems in event of no deal Brexit by obviating need for trade deals and replacing expensive public services with Trump corporate services.

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Black and White House

President Donald Trump shocks nation by appearing in black face and performing minstrel songs live from White House. Aides claim President’s actions represent celebration of black American culture and are definitely not racist.

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Phoney War

Did President Trump’s German relative play crucial role in Allied victory in World War Two? New book claims General Von Trumpenhoffer advised Fuhrer D Day invasion was ‘Fake News’, ensuring reinforcements not sent. Also told Hitler to build wall to keep out Russians and suggested suing Allies for bomb damage.

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Perversion Therapy

Are straight US men being turned gay through so-called ‘Perversion Therapy’? Notorious tabloid claims liberal conspiracy to boost number of homosexuals in order for US to meet UN mandated minorities quotas. Claims condemned as right wing propaganda intended to distract from ‘Conversion Therapy’ scandal.

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Below the Belt

Is Jeff Bezos’ penis about to bring down Trump? Amazon boss calls Trump-supporting tabloid’s bluff, daring them to publish illicitly obtained ‘below the belt’ photos of the billionaire. Does ‘smoking wang’ point toward President?

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