Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth’s Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!
Is the appearance of a number of mysterious domed installations linked to a rise in political extremism in the UK? Startling Claims that Right-Wing Anti-Immigration Extremists Are Actually Alien Invaders!
Do Crop Circles Herald Invasion of Mirror People From a Counter Earth? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Upsurge in Evil due to Replacement of Leading Politicians, Bankers and Celebrities With Evil Counterparts!
Has UK Government Deployed Army of Convicted Child Sex Offenders, Led by Gary Glitter, to Fight Alien Invaders Disguised as Children? Incredible Claims as Prime Minister Forced to Recall Parliament in Face of Lurid Tabloid Headlines!
Does Area of South London Rival Bermuda Triangle for Mysterious Disappearances? Top Conspiracy Theorist’s Controversial New Book Claims Massive Cover Up of Vanishing Buses, Trains and Celebrities in Bermondsey Triangle!
Did Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!
Outrage as UK Government Strikes Deal For Aliens to Take Over North East of England! Prime Minister David Cameron Claims Alien Presence Represents ‘Partnership’ Rather than Invasion! Denies Deal is Attempt to Destroy Safe Labour Seats by Vapourising Voters!
Are Aliens About to Take the Earth From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out to Exploit Naive Earthlings!