Tag: aliens

We Trump in Peace

Is Donald Trump Behind Global Warming? Amazing Allegations President-elect Attempting to Alter Earth’s Climate to Facilitate Alien Colonisation! Conspiracy Theorists Argue as o Whether Trump Alien, Lizard or Commie!

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Destroy All Beards

Are HIpster Beards Really Alien Parasites? Is Human Race’s Only Hope a Salesman Capable of Destroying Horrible Hipster Beards Through the Power of His Mind?

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Ban the Bounce!

Tory MP Calls for Ban on Bouncy Castles Following Series of Fatalities. Are Deadly Inflatables Alien Predators Preying on Human Children, or Terrorist Plot to Kill British KIds?

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Illegal Aliens

Is the appearance of a number of mysterious domed installations linked to a rise in political extremism in the UK? Startling Claims that Right-Wing Anti-Immigration Extremists Are Actually Alien Invaders!

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Mullahs From Space

UKIP Candidate Sensationally Claims Muslims are Alien Invaders From Outer Space! Are Mosques Really Flying Saucers in Disguise? Are Giant Mullahs From Space About to Destroy Britain’s Cities?

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Counter Crop World

Do Crop Circles Herald Invasion of Mirror People From a Counter Earth? Top Conspiracy Theorist Claims Upsurge in Evil due to Replacement of Leading Politicians, Bankers and Celebrities With Evil Counterparts!

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Suffer the Children

Has UK Government Deployed Army of Convicted Child Sex Offenders, Led by Gary Glitter, to Fight Alien Invaders Disguised as Children? Incredible Claims as Prime Minister Forced to Recall Parliament in Face of Lurid Tabloid Headlines!

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The Devil’s Triangle

Does Area of South London Rival Bermuda Triangle for Mysterious Disappearances? Top Conspiracy Theorist’s Controversial New Book Claims Massive Cover Up of Vanishing Buses, Trains and Celebrities in Bermondsey Triangle!

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Invaders From Downing Street

Is UK Government Planning to Launch Fake Alien Invasion at Olympic Opening Ceremony? Leading Conspiracy Theorist Claims Extra-Terrestrial Attack is Chancellor’s ‘Plan B’ For Stimulating Economy!

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Alien Abduction

Did Former US President’s Sexual Abuse of Aliens From Crashed Flying Saucer Take Earth to Brink of Interstellar War? Amazing Allegations of Programme of Alien Abductions by US Military in Order to Feed Bill Clinton’s Insatiable Appetite for Extra-Terrestrial Sex!

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Conservatives and Aliens

Outrage as UK Government Strikes Deal For Aliens to Take Over North East of England! Prime Minister David Cameron Claims Alien Presence Represents ‘Partnership’ Rather than Invasion! Denies Deal is Attempt to Destroy Safe Labour Seats by Vapourising Voters!

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Close Encounters From Behind

Are Aliens About to Take the Earth From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out to Exploit Naive Earthlings!

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The Day The Earth Got Spanked

Aliens Issue Chilling Warning to Mankind! Is it Humanity’s Fate to be Spanked into Submission by Alien Masters? Despite Fears of World Leaders, Promise of Proper Discipline Welcomed in Many Quarters!

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Sex Therapists from Outer Space

Do Erotic Crop Circles Hold Key to Curing Premature Ejaculation? Amazing Claims that Alien Sex Therapists are Regularly Abducting Sexually Dysfunctional Humans for Treatment!

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Pornucopia

Is Former US President Clinton Really a Porn-Powered Alien Robot? British Computer Hacker Uncovers Amazing Secrets of Project Pornucopia!

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